Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
thedhanjal 10
I'd freak out too. YDI
Osafune 19
You said you were only dating for a few months. I'd be freaking out, too.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (260)
sammieshortcake 15
Why would you tell him that you think you're pregnant unless you took a test anyways? YDI.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Sorry, but you must be doing something wrong because MOST of the time (84-85% of the time, with a failure rate of 14-15%) condoms prevent pregnancy. Maybe once, and maybe, just maybe twice, but very unlikely would you become pregnant as many times as you say, while properly employing those birth control methods.
Tensor15_fml 1
**** you fml moderating my shiitt homiie???
nicoleolivieri 3
Why would you say you may be if you haven't even token a test yet?
djgoreo 12
PB, dude, bad penguin. 117, though, that means about 14 times out of 100 tries with birth control, it still fails. That's a lot of pregnancy over time and...dedication.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Always confirm independently before having that conversation otherwise awkwardness will follow.
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
The fact that you handle HUGE freakin issues like that freaks me out alone. "Hey, so I might be holding a HUMAN BEING in my belly that belongs to you which will force us to change our whole lifestyle around so we can accommodate ourselves and this new child and be good parental figures to make sure it lives a comfortable life so that they can become a healthy adult and be an independent thinking individual someday like how you and I are currently, unless we either consider abortion or giving it up for adoption. "But I didn't even take the pregnancy test yet. I don't know why the hell you're freaking out, geeze, calm down already."
sseriously 2
Haha nearly the same thing happened to me like 3 days ago
Kng21 0
Why just not have sex until you're married? Simple solution to a LOT of the world's problems, or at least America's.
yeayeaserena13 9
You really shouldn't have said anything until you take a test in the first place. But he really should man up