Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
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Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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thedhanjal 10
I'd freak out too. YDI
Osafune 19
You said you were only dating for a few months. I'd be freaking out, too.
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Comments (260)
sweetmama88 6
You. Should have taken the test, before you went and told him. I would be scared also .
lyssabear9 1
Ever heard of a condom??
Steffi 26
They're not 100% effective.
ocramavaf 15
it seems idiotic guy's are on a roll with these three last fml's
xrudeboyrock 29
uhm... yeah. sounds about right.
twaumat 28
oh heee is goood!!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Maybe he just simply isn't ready for re idea of a child
kittenmeownyan 18
I don't blame him for freaking out, if you are pregnant you've only been dating a few months and a child is a lifetime commitment, f his life
gottageek 17
I'd be upset to if someone dropped life-ruining news on me without finding out if was even true or not. YDI.
kiraleann 16
That is definitely something you shouldn't bring up until you find out it's fact. Now when you take the pregnancy test, if it turns out negative, you scared the shit out of the poor guy for nothing.
lgslayer 1
April fools! Maybe...