Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
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thedhanjal 10
I'd freak out too. YDI
Osafune 19
You said you were only dating for a few months. I'd be freaking out, too.
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Comments (260)
OrangeDoorhinge 1
I wish I impregnated you myself. :)
robox1187 9
Bitch
jjmiller1001 17
why would you say something like that if you are not sure
caviar_fml 2
why would you tell him without taking the test?! ydi
xgetxbentx 13
Ydi for telling him before you know.... It doesn't matter how old he is, an unplanned child is a scary though, especially when it's with someone you haven't been with for long.
pdp_fml 21
These days there shouldn't be much chance of you being pregnant if you are taking birth control pills. Sorry YDI for not taking more precautions.
afairshake 8
Wow take a test before you spring that on the poor guy. That is a huge life change and how about taking some precautions. YDI for opening your mouth before you know.
cookiecaek 11
You should have taken a test first. Silly move.
mikosquak 6
Probably for the best, such a strong opinion like that shows attributes of a womanizer... Probably would have gotten a lot worse over the years if you had stayed in the relationship. You don't need him anyhow.
interesting33 37
I don't think this is an fml just because he is crying. Maybe because of the unplanned pregnancy possibility - but I think it is very understandable that he is anxious and worried. You've only been dating a few months and a baby is a huge life-changer by the sound of things.