Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
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thedhanjal 10
I'd freak out too. YDI
Osafune 19
You said you were only dating for a few months. I'd be freaking out, too.
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Comments (260)
MadlyInLust 5
You'd be crying to your mom too if a guy told you something huge like that.
winkydog4056 16
I hope that's the only thing he's premature in....
redheadblonde 4
YDI. Shouldn't have said anything until you took a test anyway. Dumb.
linnie_wesker 20
You've only been dating for a few months and you're having a pregnancy scare? Are you ******* serious? How about you use your brain next time and use protection? YDI
sarahblayke 10
Why freak him out tell him when you know
frottiejoy 7
maybe he was overly happy
Bowers25 8
You need to know what a condom is...
balls_so_hard69 5
If it turns out that you're not, you can say good-bye to that relationship.
journeytotheend 16
That's why you're 17 and single
bluejasmine 15
Why tell him before doing a pregnancy test?
journeytotheend 16
I would just be like "hahaha, you're joking right......... Trying to pull a prank on the prankster?......... Oh? You're serious?..….................SHHHHHHHHIIIITTTTTTTT"