Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
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thedhanjal 10
I'd freak out too. YDI
Osafune 19
You said you were only dating for a few months. I'd be freaking out, too.
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an3ph 20
Please don't procreate.
AgentPlatypus73 8
That's why you take the test first. It doesn't matter the age, guys are prone to freaking out at potential pregnancy (and as someone who can't stand kids, I don't blame them). YDI.
MrPortalFan 21
THEN WHY DID YOU TELL HIM YOU WERE PREGNANT?!
JackFaire 27
I was 19 and my exwife found out she was pregnant unlike this wuss I freaked out and talked to my partner about it instead of running to my parents.
AliMartin11 2
why would you tell him if you didnt know, the guy's obviously freaked out
Nat52482 25
Why would you tell him something like that if you're not even sure?? Not knowing and waiting can be more stressful than actually knowing
iMuffinKat 16
...maybe its because of your age? How old are you? And dating for just a few months? Wow.