Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
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thedhanjal 10
I'd freak out too. YDI
Osafune 19
You said you were only dating for a few months. I'd be freaking out, too.
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Comments (260)
noisebox 1
Wow and don't let that guy reproduce either whatever you do!
boz1 3
You're a bitch...
BelicaBonssex 17
You should've taken the pregnancy test before freaking him out, since it's only been a few months... You totally deserve it.
sulitak 27
Really? sorry, but if I'm worried about a "couples thing" the other half of the couple will be in on it too... It's worse to NOT give them the warning that something is wrong...
tinysocks 11
Maybe he was happy crying and giving his mom hopeful good news, who knows?
katiebrynn 2
Why wouldn't you have taken it before you freaked him out .. You kinda deserve it.
BrittaniiFTW 4
uh, maybe he really doesn't want kids. The world doesn't revolve around you. YDI
ThatChick151 2
....did the condom break?... Ahem..
desertpunk75 11
Well, that does suck but you should have taken a test first.
jnazzty 4
I'd freak out too thats a serious matter
kalynnepointer 7
The whole point, in caveman days, of sex was to make babies. You might want to make sure the person you're sleeping with is good parent material, just in case something happens. Even if it wasn't you're goal to make a kid in the first place. YDI.