Intimacy: It's business time

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By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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By koalaburr - 28/04/2015 15:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML

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By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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The good old days

By WOWreally - 25/09/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid, and my husband said, "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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You deserved it 4 712

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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gracehi 31

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:18

You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.

mxgirl1998 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:14

He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!

Comments

mxgirl1998 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:12

(1st..yay) That sucks op. He shouldn't be mad at you..you deserve better. A+ for trying!

cheesyfeet2001 31

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:13

Don't worry op! See if you can talk to him about it.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:39

laughed and left the room for ten minutes? maybe you did turn him on and he went to take care of some business.. if ya know what I mean op ;)

derpina72 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 17:10

Tell him how it made you feel and if he still doesn't understand, next time he's got an erection, laugh at it and leave the room. See how he feels.

lolnothanks 18

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:14

Men are confusing

mxgirl1998 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:14

He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!

Unixxxion 22

Tuesday 17 March 2015 22:43

agreed!!! He should be happy at the least!

fallenshadow16 25

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:14

As long as you felt sexy in it that's all that matters. I'm sure he didn't mean any harm anyway :)

LonelyBoy5920 15

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:15

50 Shades of nope...

fsomelife 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:58

50 shades of nay

Miss_Chevious 37

Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:33

at least it isn't 50 shades of gay

LonelyBoy5920 15

Tuesday 17 March 2015 19:38

Bit homophobic dont ya think.

17031990 20

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:15

Next time he comes out of the shower or something, laugh at him, see how he likes it!

ladybugz23 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:24

I would do that and see how he feel.

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Sunday 22 March 2015 18:09

He'd probably think you're just a nutter for laughing at nothing. It'd be better to just have a fully planned revenge, always go full ass, don't half ass anything.

wakemeupplease 21

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:18

I'm confused shouldn't you be the one supposed to get mad? :D PS: hope he won't get mad at me cause I'm confused :p

Noheartbeat 19

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:18

Sorry to hear that OP! Just go talk to him and explain how you're feeling.

fsomelife 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:00

You mean horny? If this didn't clue him in...

MDoremis 38

Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:44

I think she meant the feelings of hurt and inadequacy her husband gave her by laughing at her efforts.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:18

You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.

Setareh23 34

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:08

#32 yup that's pretty much the gist of it In any case, when I see the type of people who complain about how "confusing" their SO is because of stuff like this, I just assume they're complete idiots.