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what's that going to do?
What's her mom going to do about it?
Sorry. Didn't see your comment.
Her mother can explain why grandpa is suck a dick, perhaps.
saying someone is a suck a dick sounds freakin hilarious
My autocorrect has a mind of its own...
Maybe you wrote that using an iPad? I don't believe it was auto-correct, afterall you're named " TourettesGuyFTW"
this reminds me of the line in step brothers "As soon as she is of age I'm putting her in a home"
I'd be jealous of a giant math book, think of all the toilet paper and fire-starters!
And origami! And paper hats!
owww, book paper as TP?? that's gonna leave a mark
Lots of mean grandfathers on FML today, huh!
Well I guess we know who the favorite is now...
What kind of screwed up grandpa is that? she doesn't deserve an ipad and she has done nothing to derserve one. I would have flipped out right at that moment. Who the hell gives someone a math book for a present anyway?
In my family I always get the worse gifts than my younger siblings too.
After family and siblings*.
That's how it is in my family. My little brother has an iPhone, an iPad, and a MacBook Pro. All I have is one hp laptop. Injustice I tell you.
First world problems
Well macbooks and their other computers are still just a bunch of overpriced crap (tons of laptops with more processing power and specs for lower prices) and android ice cream sandwich phones def. rivals the iPhone. The iPad is hard to match though.
White girl problems #9...
I prefer my Hp Envy 15 laptop over any over-priced macbook pro. Also the S3 beats the iphone in my opinion. The ipad can't be beat I guess.
HP laptop not so bad.
Psh, an iPad? What can you really do with that? But a giant math pad? Why, you can make paper airplanes, play tic-tac-toe, doodle, origami...oh, and learn math! You DEFINITELY got the better end of that deal.
Theres an app...for all of that
15 - shit really??
Technology is moving too fast for me
26- Too bad you couldnt hear the sarcasm unless you were sarcastic yourself then in that case disregard this response
Doc makes good point. Should've used pages from book to make a paper plane, in front of him, fly it into his face, then make an origami middle finger salute for him.
If its a Giant math book, as OP said, OP can sell it since they can be pretty Expensive sometimes and buy himself an Ipad with that money.
Let's say, god forbid, you get into some mortal combat death match with your sister one day (I'm thinking Step-Brothers style). Your grandfather gave you the upper hand. I'm sure that math book is much heavier than the iPad.
Shit! The iPad has a paper airplane making app?! God damn I need to get me one of those!
43 - ya I was being sarcastic lol I guess noone caught onto that
No, we caught onto it. It's pretty obvious. It just was funny...at all...
FYL, I know how you feel, my Dad is a maths teacher and always gets me a book, but that was very wrong of your Grandfather to do. Talk to your parents...
What? Why?
Why talk to her parents? OP's grandpa can do whatever he wants with his money and no one can do anything about it. Ofcourse it was unfair but I highly doubt talking to her parents is going to help. FYL OP
Damn. He should buy you a car then.
No, then his sister would get a private jet according to his family's logic
Happy birthday OP! Is my birthday today too!
Why thank you! It's been a wonderful day.
Happy bitchday to you!
A lot of august birthdays here! Usually I'm the only one...
Did you get a math book too?
Think about it this way: Your grandpa gave you a potential antique. When books seize to exist and tablets take over, you can sell that thing to a museum for big bucks. Joke's on your sister. ;)
CEASE to exist.
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That is just all kinds of unfair right there.
Psh, an iPad? What can you really do with that? But a giant math pad? Why, you can make paper airplanes, play tic-tac-toe, doodle, origami...oh, and learn math! You DEFINITELY got the better end of that deal.