FML : Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing...

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Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wow, thanks - / Saturday 18 August 2012 00:39 / United States - Seattle

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By Larawk | 8

#4828548 - Saturday 18 August 2012 4:59

Old timer has a few tricks up his sleeves lol

By Bonzer | 2

#4828562 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:00

Troll grandpa: 1
You: 0

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By Larawk | 8

#4828548 - Saturday 18 August 2012 4:59

Old timer has a few tricks up his sleeves lol

sunnyt | 5

#4828591 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:03

Alzheimer haha..

reddawn1985 | 12

#4828708 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:16

Your grandpa is a boss!! Lucky

LolFMLnot | 10

#4828782 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:24

Old people can get away with so many things. It's not even funny, I'll troll my kids too when I am old.

datoismyname | 22

#4828810 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:27

Or he has a few tricks up his wrinkles.

DomDomxoxo | 16

#4828918 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:48

10: That's really rude, alzheimer's is nothing to laugh about.

BulldogHoops | 14

#4829838 - Saturday 18 August 2012 6:48

10- That's classless. OP: Even though he trolled you, enjoy him while you can. My grandpa passed away recently and it's really difficult. Even when they get under your skin, grandparents have a special relationship with their grandkids that cannot be replaced.

innavoiG | 9

#4830149 - Saturday 18 August 2012 8:35

Old people are just so awesome.

thePr3da1i3nrulz | 4

#4830227 - Saturday 18 August 2012 9:36

Sounds like someone might be off his rocker!!!

thgiL | 9

#4830646 - Saturday 18 August 2012 13:52

10 - I agree with the others. My grandfather can't remember much because of Alzheimer's, it's taken a toll on the entire family especially his kids. I've never seen my father cry so much before.

MDTeddy | 13

#4840686 - Monday 20 August 2012 20:22

This fml is another example and brain dead parents who are dumb enough to believe anything.

By poppysoda | 4

#4828552 - Saturday 18 August 2012 4:59

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

domking1315 | 20

#4829015 - Saturday 18 August 2012 6:10

Oh yeah definitely. That's probably what it was.

xXUND3ADcityXx | 0

#4829028 - Saturday 18 August 2012 6:12

Your prof pic is how I feel

Pandacupcakelove | 25

#4830249 - Saturday 18 August 2012 9:50

Tough crowd...

XKXKKXK | 10

#4830333 - Saturday 18 August 2012 10:52

Nobody understands sarcasm.
I thought it was funny. There's one less down-vote.

EvilPotato | 14

#4830447 - Saturday 18 August 2012 12:20

92 I like sarcasm. When it's actually FUNNY not downright stupid!

thgiL | 9

#4830655 - Saturday 18 August 2012 13:55

We all understood the sarcasm... But just because sarcasm is used doesn't make an un-humorous comment humorous.

poppysoda | 4

#4831898 - Saturday 18 August 2012 19:59

Humans are very difficult to impress.

By lizzlegirl | 9

#4828555 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:00

old people sure aren't how they used to be

DomDomxoxo | 16

#4828886 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:40

If you're 15, how could you possibly know that?

YourAFailmod | 4

#4828967 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:58

I jus wanna know what theatre that is! Free seats??? The theaters in my town are $15 a ticket! It's an arm and a leg to go with someone if you get stuff there!

nerobluerose | 10

#4828991 - Saturday 18 August 2012 6:03

Free as in empty

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#4828999 - Saturday 18 August 2012 6:05

OP meant seats that weren't being used or occupied at the time.

By Bonzer | 2

#4828562 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:00

Troll grandpa: 1
You: 0

trollfaced | 2

#4828696 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:15

Isn't it -1 for complaining?

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4828873 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:38

Actually it's -5 for FML:

-3 for complaining on the internet
-2 extra for complaining on this site.

perdix | 29

#4829037 - Saturday 18 August 2012 6:14

#4, the unit of currency has changed -- it's now "Faith in Humanity" points.

Grandpa: -500
You: -350

featherygoose | 9

#4829931 - Saturday 18 August 2012 7:15

Next time you are changing his diapers, stick it on his face and smother him with his own excrement.

Dunvanation | 4

#4830297 - Saturday 18 August 2012 10:16

Badass grandpa at least he still does funny shit

Awkward_Science | 2

#4830397 - Saturday 18 August 2012 12:06

54 - If it's currency, is there anywhere I can use it to take out a sizable life insurance plan on my significant other, in case of "accidental" death? I'd like to gain more faith in humanity as quick as possible.

By Yousuck24 | 21

#4828566 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:01

Troll grandpa! I hope to be like him when I'm older.

mfjkr | 10

#4829012 - Saturday 18 August 2012 6:09

By the power of free will you can.

By Psych101 | 9

#4828572 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MyNameIsViet | 15

#4828613 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:06

Dude who's side are you on?

Go Troll gran

no1hasdisid | 2

#4828689 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:14

Who's that mean to their grandpa?

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4828795 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:25

Homer Simpson.

nora111197 | 8

#4830050 - Saturday 18 August 2012 7:54

So true

By zandalee | 19

#4828574 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:01

Grand Dad rocks. Which I had a playful old timer to get up to high- jinks with...

zandalee | 19

#4828670 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:12

*wish*. Sigh.

By herbie910 | 3

#4828580 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:02

The elderly get away with anything.

By no1hasdisid | 2

#4828588 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:03

That's what they did back in the day too right?

outoftown | 26

#4830193 - Saturday 18 August 2012 9:07

That's why they are so good at it: years of practice.
Maybe OP can ask grandpa for some tips; grandpa owes him at least that, for punking him.

By DocBastard | 38

#4828595 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:04

Bad grandpa! BAD GRANDPA! You're wasting perfectly good Whoppers and Twizzlers!

murlocholmes | 5

#4828643 - Saturday 18 August 2012 5:08

And at movie theater prices at that! Or am I the only cheap bastard around here...

murlocholmes | 5

#4830089 - Saturday 18 August 2012 8:10

61- exactly. Why pay $5 for a box of skittles when I can just go to McDonalds and eat like the king of a small, third-world country for the same price. Ridiculous...

outoftown | 26

#4830195 - Saturday 18 August 2012 9:10

#11, No, clever grandpa. He has fun while protecting OP's teeth (and his own dentures, perhaps).

br0ccoli | 14

#4830284 - Saturday 18 August 2012 10:04

17 - You're not alone. They rape us over here with their $15 movie tickets, $8 popcorn, $6 candy and $2.75 soda.

SO glad I'm not a guy because I don't have to pay for my date. Ha! Finally, a perk of being female.

kittytub | 12

#4830383 - Saturday 18 August 2012 12:03

they charge 15$ for a tiny box of nachos at my theater... =/ it's literally the size of an order of nachos you can get at taco bell for a dollar. with less cheese sauce.

thgiL | 9

#4830664 - Saturday 18 August 2012 13:59

I really have no idea here; is there a candy called whopper? Because this comment is making me think the grandfather is throwing the burger at them lol