Creeped out

By Anonymous - 26/03/2020 14:06

Today, I found out my husband only started to date me because he thinks I look like his daughter. She was 5 at that time. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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Lookalikes

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 13:58 - Germany - Bruchsal

Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML

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When karma does its job

By Anonymous - 17/02/2020 18:00

Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML

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Baby girl

By Strawberry Shortcake - 30/11/2024 06:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2016 19:26 - Belgium - Overijse

Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of 5 years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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Love is love, but come on…

By nen_00 - 14/09/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML

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His type

By anon - 23/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML

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By cupcakemonsteryu - 08/02/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

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Aiden89 23

Thursday 26 March 2020 14:14

What the f***

Patrick Arthur 1

Thursday 26 March 2020 23:07

I’m guessing it’s so she could pass as her mom in public...

Comments

Aiden89 23

Thursday 26 March 2020 14:14

What the f***

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 March 2020 16:23

On this site, you don't need to use asterisks. The slogan is "**** is our first name."

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 26 March 2020 15:54

Isn't Donald Trump married?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 March 2020 15:55

Do you also have to call him Daddy?

sydthekid2000 5

Thursday 26 March 2020 19:25

Red flag!

demix_fml 32

Thursday 26 March 2020 21:28

Creepy

Patrick Arthur 1

Thursday 26 March 2020 23:07

I’m guessing it’s so she could pass as her mom in public...

WistayShlaio82 13

Monday 30 March 2020 2:59

Yeah I was thinking that too. This is one of those rare situations where she isn’t thinking deep enough into it

daddycaitlin 13

Thursday 26 March 2020 23:43

I hope it’s so you’d pass as the mom, if not, I’d get out now.

Itsheragain 9

Friday 27 March 2020 4:45

uhm..you need to RUN NOW

jriley4u 17

Friday 27 March 2020 7:25

Either way, your husband is weird.

juggalo2 20

Friday 27 March 2020 12:15

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