Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
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Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
Gotta love the neighbors
BubblyTay 0
"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave."
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OwNowBrownCow 0
Gotta love the neighbors
956TXking 0
creeper
crimsongetsu 0
I wuld so totally buy that house.. win!
Arsonnist 3
Ha. At least it wasn't on the lawn like I pictured the first time. Toilet included. And a Sasquatch.
liljeron 0
did u wave back?
BananaSticker 0
Dude! Is that the same guy that posted an fml in his pov a few months ago? Lmao.
Sharpie23 7
That's really shitty, literally. haha
LordXavier 0
yeah sharpie, what a shitty house.
epr 0
I really liked how this FML was worded. Oh, hilarity.
cincin75 0
Put off your pants, ass off him, then wave back.
glen12 0
that's when u say 'we are glad to tell you we have very friendly neighbors'
YourEvilHero 12
ydi for not being friendly in return
9shadow9fox9 0
he smiled and waved such a nice neighbor
summersizzle 0
haha
Daraybat 0
WIN!
Shookitup 0
I would have taken out my phone and pretended to take a pic to make him feel uncomfertable :P
Atmaster 3
I think I know who this fml is about!!
sind3r3la 0
21 your suuuuuper hotttt;) ohh and ydi for showing them that! shoulda just left that window closed.
kewlster1 0
lmfaoooo!
MrWTF_fml 2
I guess you don't know the house and the neighbours too well!!
gabbster95 0
I would of done the same thing... prolly even give them a show... hahaha
twinny_sc 13
What's the big deal? He seems nice, I mean he smiled and waved. Sounds like a pretty friendly neighbor :)
JohnGraveline 0
Sasquatch....
comedychick 1
lmfao maadr my day I actually laughed
sexybitch92 0
HAHaha that's so funny ! He was friendly atleast :)
LMFAOwned 9
Lol that's an awesome neighbor. So friendly. Would you rather he flick off your clients?
xoxolovemexoxo 0
haha nicee
usmc2016 0
fake!!! thus same username posted he was fired from a restaurant for food poisoning and it was their meal... in the USA now it's in Canada
uhazsquiads 0
lol my favorite part was he smiled and waved hehehe.... but still ew
smerry 3
The neighbor is probably Borat?
Crlnprz 11
haha lmao
lakaiskate 12
I don't get how he could have been seen toilets usually don't face a window normally a wall under a window.
maaack 0
Can I have a biscuit?
hsshae 0
epic fail little buddy
nicknesser 0
3 you definitely have a chode.
gohabs21 0
You're a moron aren't you?
allmidnighteyes 10
"Hey, Derek, sprechen sie dick?"
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
Exactly what I thought about reading this.
SupxD 0
haha I fckn Love Step Brothers..!
xaxtonx319 0
stepbrothers hate guidos
VoodooGypsy 2
I immediately thought of that movie when I read this haha. "**** you Derik" I just love the way he says it.
hsshae 0
that's epic. better than finding a log in the toilet
cbroxs17 0
I should have my neighbor do that sence my parents really want to move but I don't.
worlds123dumbest 4
Who in their right mind places a window in front of a toilet? But FYL OP.
Freeze_fml 16
Shit happens.
raineydayes 0
Apparently right next door #6!! ...By a naked hairy, happy neighbor...eep!
BubblyTay 0
can anyone spot the odd one out in #6 pic?
FFML_314 11
No, we are all idiots.
Freeze_fml 16
I agree.
te_amo_ily 0
LMFAO
theonlyhighlandr 0
At least he's friendly?
tarynshay551 3
at least he didnt go over there and say hi to everyone like that! -Taryn Shay
Mirorbo 26
Fuhohoho... Sounds like he does this on purpose so he doesn't have to deal with any annoying new neighbors. I've heard of worse, darling.
BubblyTay 0
"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave."
raineydayes 0
Ha! Isn't that from the Madacasgar movie?? A quote from the penguins??
BubblyTay 0
yup, Im forced to watch their show by lil brother :( and it did feel that way.
raineydayes 0
Well I thought the movie was funny :)
walkmywaynot 0
me 2
mollyslips 13
LOL, why is it sinful?:D