rmL
🌶️ Spicy
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
visn
United States
Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
anon
Canada
Hi there!
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Shocked
Why hello there...
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burglary [gone sexual]
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
Anonymous
Frisco, United States
Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!
Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said, "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML
Roger Quimble
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Lewis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Side hustle
Today, I came home to an orgy in my room. It appears that my parents have been renting our house out to porn studios. FML
Anonymous
Bath, United Kingdom
Bad omen
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
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ubbiejames 0
#5, the only person he knew that was coming was himself.
pommeblossom 0
Why would you do that if people were coming?
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xxbrtnibbyxx 0
sorry to sound dumb, but what is wanking?
bigone135 0
jacking off dumbass u can wank me and I'll cumm all over u with ten yummmmmmy inches baby
fl0ffy 0
I don't no ether so wat Eva and #45 I don't think tht was a good answer more nasty
ThatsSOBforshort 2
Wanking is jerking off, masturbating
keylimepieee 0
but WHY would you be "wanking" if you knew people were coming over to look at your house?
justxdream 0
#1: can you read?
Helped 35
I don't think he could read, but I'm not certain.
ubbiejames 0
wanking means we was jerkin his gerkhin. MASTURBATING. pleasuring himself. fondling himself. jerking off. i could go on forever.
RoflDanke 0
OGC = masturbation
freddyisepic 2
choking the chicken beating the meat......
10ofSpades 3
stroking the salami xD
Cyrus00 41
The five knuckle shuffle.
Ja_Ja_Jess 0
wow that sucks.. and WTF #2 have you done that O.o
monkeymanrossi 0
Your really hot!
thedeadmen 14
U sure that ur mail is correct i tried to add u but ur mail is wrong
lakeylove 0
wow your realtor should atleast yelled your name or something. My mom is a realtor she wouldnt just show without calling you or something. Lol was the realtor like watching you or did he say "wow this is like wayyyyyyy better than selling houses in this market! Any room for one more?" lol! And the sellers will say "uhhm hehe! if you sell the house to me will you stay with me." THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!
memegui 0
What a great deal!
xxbrtnibbyxx 0
no need to be sarcastic #17... i've never heard that term.. sorry.
janebratzindia 0
yeah, i think it might be an English term. well, i first heard it from Russell Brand.
iHatemylife987 0
It is, i read it off of some Harry/Cedric ****-fic's. I'm lonely.
iDontFail_xD 0
@ #6, LMAOOO #10 ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
annmariadun 0
haha oh my... what did you say to them???