FML : Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When...

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 5 January 2014 01:08 / United States - Chicago

Intimacy

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By EternalRest | 5

#5817441 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:03

At least you know she was looking forward to having sex with you?

By metallica_wins | 19

#5817438 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:02

Well, hormones are a bitch.

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By metallica_wins | 19

#5817438 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:02

Well, hormones are a bitch.

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5817453 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:10

She wants the D

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#5817500 - Sunday 5 January 2014 11:09

And a cockblock too.

Ambient25 | 24

#5817519 - Sunday 5 January 2014 11:48

A period ain't never stopped nothing but a sentence.

buttcramp | 21

#5817749 - Sunday 5 January 2014 05:38

#38, that's a good one!

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5817765 - Sunday 5 January 2014 05:59

Best. FML. Ever. (in a 'FYL' kinda way)

Cadillac4427 | 8

#5820805 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 12:25

lmao...#38 I love your comment

By 712sash | 25

#5817439 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:02

Does matter, didn't have birthday sex.

caohm | 18

#5817524 - Sunday 5 January 2014 12:09

if she's that sad over not getting birthday sex you must be doing something right.

kjack49044 | 18

#5817676 - Sunday 5 January 2014 03:44

Yes, she's got her priorities straight.

Rulerray97 | 25

#5817922 - Sunday 5 January 2014 08:04

A period never stopped anything but a sentence.

Jabberwockyy | 13

#5817957 - Sunday 5 January 2014 08:42

#109 that was already said just a couple of comments ago, try to be more original.

twelve_oh_seven | 11

#5817993 - Sunday 5 January 2014 09:23

haha Ikr

swaggalikethat | 22

#5819777 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 03:40

If I were Op, I'd be the one crying

Cadillac4427 | 8

#5820808 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 12:27

#109 you are several comments too late dear.....

mangoboy1 | 19

#5824156 - Saturday 11 January 2014 01:26

Or just use the back door if they're into that...

By umchayul | 4

#5817440 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:03

You can still have sex. I'm sure she'll give the best devil's wings

zandalee | 19

#5817469 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:24

Be happy OP! Your girlfriend genuinely loves sex!! :-)

Fuaaad1994 | 30

#5817560 - Sunday 5 January 2014 01:20

#42 people who don't like having sex, obviously.

hansam | 12

#5817591 - Sunday 5 January 2014 01:53

When the river runs red, take the dirt road

little_one1 | 14

#5817634 - Sunday 5 January 2014 02:48

Oh HELL no, 54! I'mjustkiddingmyboyfriendandiareexperienceddirtroadtravelers.

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5817655 - Sunday 5 January 2014 03:21

#61 i should punch you after reading your comment

TheLittleBear | 19

#5817704 - Sunday 5 January 2014 04:30

#61, your comment made my head hurt.

vipirius | 18

#5818001 - Sunday 5 January 2014 09:30

Damn it, now I really wanna know what 61 said.

TheLittleBear | 19

#5818072 - Sunday 5 January 2014 11:16

Don't worry #121, you're better off not knowing.

worse__days | 7

#5818563 - Monday 6 January 2014 08:04

What did #61 say

SThompson90 | 7

#5819080 - Monday 6 January 2014 09:04

#150, the same thing the fox said

manga_fml | 15

#5826059 - Monday 13 January 2014 02:09

devil's wings?

By EternalRest | 5

#5817441 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:03

At least you know she was looking forward to having sex with you?

StzaCrack666 | 18

#5817447 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:06

imo its kinda cute

boating_guy | 33

#5817766 - Sunday 5 January 2014 05:59

if they really want it, just ride the crimson ride. alternatively, if the river runs red, take the dirt road home.

ajh1551 | 14

#5818382 - Monday 6 January 2014 04:37

If you don't wanna become a mum take it up the bum?

jgw_it2 | 12

#5822944 - Friday 10 January 2014 09:07

#136 ew.

By loganHchrist | 9

#5817443 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:04

Doesn't matter will get laid

loganHchrist | 9

#5817446 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:06

** eventually

davidislost | 11

#5817756 - Sunday 5 January 2014 05:49

That would have been more humorous if you used a pop cultural reference like 'doesn't matter, had sex'

Apeirophobe | 13

#5818356 - Monday 6 January 2014 04:21

In my opinion such clichés don't add to the comic value.

By Rxted | 8

#5817445 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:05

Nothing's wrong with birthday blowjobs.

fk18 | 27

#5817465 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:20

Why would she give him a bj for HER birthday?

iAlissa | 34

#5817479 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:36

"Happy birthday babe! It's okay, you can still give me a blowjob!" Whoopdeedoo.

ElricMustang | 23

#5817486 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:44

I mean, some girls enjoy it, too, so it really isn't something selfish for OP if she wants to do it.

happyfingers | 15

#5817496 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:58

By the sounds of it, she probably doesnt.

SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#5817769 - Sunday 5 January 2014 06:11

#26 considering it's her birthday not OP'S yes it is not to mention since she just started her period her emotions are probably a bit high right now so if he brought it up to her it would make her even more upset.

JanisEvans | 10

#5818685 - Monday 6 January 2014 11:38

No.

anabanana6994 | 4

#5841119 - Monday 27 January 2014 08:40

Some people enjoy giving head

By LadyDelphinea | 4

#5817449 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:07

Dude that sucks...

By deepvira | 16

#5817454 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:10

Tell her that you are gonna get sex,just not from her! It's your birthday after all!

abhi95 | 29

#5817460 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:16

Are you like dumb or something? Read the FML!

iAlissa | 34

#5817481 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:37

12, either you're a high-strung jerk, or you're illiterate. Can't decide.

lb0812 | 18

#5817685 - Sunday 5 January 2014 04:02

Why not both?? :D

fullalove | 23

#5817707 - Sunday 5 January 2014 04:47

1.it clearly says he takes his girlfriend out for HER birthday. 2. even if it was his birthday, what the hell kind of advice is it to tell him to cheat?

emirie | 21

#5817713 - Sunday 5 January 2014 04:57

12, your comment was so bad i tried to thumb you down more than once. All girls should avoid you.

DropTheDaggerxx | 31

#5818418 - Monday 6 January 2014 05:00

Not even just all girls. All people should avoid you. Grow up.

worse__days | 7

#5818564 - Monday 6 January 2014 08:05

It was HER birthday

Cadillac4427 | 8

#5820818 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 12:37

He is BOTH #36

By thelittleghost | 3

#5817458 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:13

At least she enjoys sex with you and just wait you can have belated birthday sex ;3

By BFons | 19

#5817471 - Sunday 5 January 2014 10:26

So why can't you have sex? Might be a little messy, but hell do it in the shower.

happle | 21

#5817804 - Sunday 5 January 2014 07:18

I don't know about other girls, but paired with bloating and cramps, I don't want a penis anywhere near me when I'm on my period.

kaytasha | 17

#5817829 - Sunday 5 January 2014 07:27

Yep that definitely works, especially when feeling are involved, it is a deep intimate moment though not for persons with a blood phobia

Korra_fml | 23

#5817883 - Sunday 5 January 2014 07:46

actually, sex can help to alleviate cramping.

Squeaky_Tomato | 14

#5817982 - Sunday 5 January 2014 09:13

I actually get more horny on my period. I vote for the shower or put a towel you don't care about between her and the bed :)

LowExpectations | 30

#5817996 - Sunday 5 January 2014 09:29

My girlfriend's period goes much better if we have sex during that time. OP, do what needs to be done and end her birthday on a high note.

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#5818819 - Monday 6 January 2014 02:55

116 -- Whenever I've had sex with a girl on her period, I've always laid out a convenient red towel. Banging while on her period isn't preferable to me, but I'd rather please her. Not really too worried about myself, as long as she's satisfied.