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Well, hormones are a bitch.
She wants the D
A period ain't never stopped nothing but a sentence.
Best. FML. Ever. (in a 'FYL' kinda way)
Does matter, didn't have birthday sex.
Yes, she's got her priorities straight.
#109 that was already said just a couple of comments ago, try to be more original.
If I were Op, I'd be the one crying
You can still have sex. I'm sure she'll give the best devil's wings
Be happy OP! Your girlfriend genuinely loves sex!! :-)
#42 people who don't like having sex, obviously.
When the river runs red, take the dirt road
Oh HELL no, 54! I'mjustkiddingmyboyfriendandiareexperienceddirtroadtravelers.
#61, your comment made my head hurt.
Damn it, now I really wanna know what 61 said.
Don't worry #121, you're better off not knowing.
What did #61 say
#150, the same thing the fox said
devil's wings?
At least you know she was looking forward to having sex with you?
imo its kinda cute
if they really want it, just ride the crimson ride. alternatively, if the river runs red, take the dirt road home.
#136 ew.
Doesn't matter will get laid
** eventually
That would have been more humorous if you used a pop cultural reference like 'doesn't matter, had sex'
In my opinion such clichés don't add to the comic value.
Nothing's wrong with birthday ********.
Why would she give him a bj for HER birthday?
"Happy birthday babe! It's okay, you can still give me a *******!" Whoopdeedoo.
I mean, some girls enjoy it, too, so it really isn't something selfish for OP if she wants to do it.
#26 considering it's her birthday not OP'S yes it is not to mention since she just started her period her emotions are probably a bit high right now so if he brought it up to her it would make her even more upset.
No.
Dude that sucks...
Tell her that you are gonna get sex,just not from her! It's your birthday after all!
Are you like dumb or something? Read the FML!
12, either you're a high-strung jerk, or you're illiterate. Can't decide.
1.it clearly says he takes his girlfriend out for HER birthday. 2. even if it was his birthday, what the hell kind of advice is it to tell him to cheat?
Not even just all girls. All people should avoid you. Grow up.
It was HER birthday
At least she enjoys sex with you and just wait you can have belated birthday sex ;3
So why can't you have sex? Might be a little messy, but hell do it in the shower.
I don't know about other girls, but paired with bloating and cramps, I don't want a penis anywhere near me when I'm on my period.
Yep that definitely works, especially when feeling are involved, it is a deep intimate moment though not for persons with a blood phobia
My girlfriend's period goes much better if we have sex during that time. OP, do what needs to be done and end her birthday on a high note.
116 -- Whenever I've had sex with a girl on her period, I've always laid out a convenient red towel. Banging while on her period isn't preferable to me, but I'd rather please her. Not really too worried about myself, as long as she's satisfied.
Yup
Keywords
At least you know she was looking forward to having sex with you?
Well, hormones are a bitch.