Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML
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EternalRest
| 5
At least you know she was looking forward to having sex with you?
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metallica_wins
| 20
Well, hormones are a bitch.
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metallica_wins
| 20
Well, hormones are a bitch.
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whos_ur_daddy1
| 19
She wants the D
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
And a cockblock too.
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Ambient25
| 24
A period ain't never stopped nothing but a sentence.
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buttcramp
| 21
#38, that's a good one!
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Sports_guy3
| 28
Best. FML. Ever. (in a 'FYL' kinda way)
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Cadillac4427
| 8
lmao...#38 I love your comment
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712sash
| 25
Does matter, didn't have birthday sex.
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caohm
| 18
if she's that sad over not getting birthday sex you must be doing something right.
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kjack49044
| 18
Yes, she's got her priorities straight.
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Rulerray97
| 25
A period never stopped anything but a sentence.
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Jabberwockyy
| 13
#109 that was already said just a couple of comments ago, try to be more original.
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twelve_oh_seven
| 11
haha Ikr
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swaggalikethat
| 22
If I were Op, I'd be the one crying
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Cadillac4427
| 8
#109 you are several comments too late dear.....
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mangoboy1
| 19
Or just use the back door if they're into that...
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umchayul
| 4
You can still have sex. I'm sure she'll give the best devil's wings
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zandalee
| 19
Be happy OP! Your girlfriend genuinely loves sex!! :-)
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Fuaaad1994
| 31
#42 people who don't like having sex, obviously.
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hansam
| 12
When the river runs red, take the dirt road
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little_one1
| 14
Oh HELL no, 54!
I'mjustkiddingmyboyfriendandiareexperienceddirtroadtravelers.
I'mjustkiddingmyboyfriendandiareexperienceddirtroadtravelers.
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Rainhawk94
| 27
#61 i should punch you after reading your comment
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TheLittleBear
| 19
#61, your comment made my head hurt.
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vipirius
| 18
Damn it, now I really wanna know what 61 said.
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TheLittleBear
| 19
Don't worry #121, you're better off not knowing.
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worse__days
| 7
What did #61 say
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SThompson90
| 7
#150, the same thing the fox said
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manga_fml
| 15
devil's wings?
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EternalRest
| 5
At least you know she was looking forward to having sex with you?
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StzaCrack666
| 18
imo its kinda cute
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boating_guy
| 33
if they really want it, just ride the crimson ride.
alternatively, if the river runs red, take the dirt road home.
alternatively, if the river runs red, take the dirt road home.
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arandomusernameaa
| 20
If you don't wanna become a mum take it up the bum?
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jgw_it2
| 12
#136 ew.
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loganHchrist
| 9
Doesn't matter will get laid
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loganHchrist
| 9
** eventually
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davidislost
| 11
That would have been more humorous if you used a pop cultural reference like 'doesn't matter, had sex'
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Apeirophobe
| 13
In my opinion such clichés don't add to the comic value.
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Rxted
| 8
Nothing's wrong with birthday blowjobs.
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fk18
| 27
Why would she give him a bj for HER birthday?
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iAlissa
| 34
"Happy birthday babe! It's okay, you can still give me a blowjob!"
Whoopdeedoo.
Whoopdeedoo.
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ElricMustang
| 23
I mean, some girls enjoy it, too, so it really isn't something selfish for OP if she wants to do it.
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happyfingers
| 15
By the sounds of it, she probably doesnt.
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SweetasCandy0609
| 28
#26 considering it's her birthday not OP'S yes it is not to mention since she just started her period her emotions are probably a bit high right now so if he brought it up to her it would make her even more upset.
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JanisEvans
| 10
No.
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anabanana6994
| 4
Some people enjoy giving head
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LadyDelphinea
| 4
Dude that sucks...
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deepvira
| 16
Tell her that you are gonna get sex,just not from her! It's your birthday after all!
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abhi95
| 31
Are you like dumb or something? Read the FML!
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iAlissa
| 34
12, either you're a high-strung jerk, or you're illiterate. Can't decide.
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lb0812
| 18
Why not both?? :D
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fullalove
| 23
1.it clearly says he takes his girlfriend out for HER birthday.
2. even if it was his birthday, what the hell kind of advice is it to tell him to cheat?
2. even if it was his birthday, what the hell kind of advice is it to tell him to cheat?
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emirie
| 21
12, your comment was so bad i tried to thumb you down more than once. All girls should avoid you.
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DropTheDaggerxx
| 31
Not even just all girls. All people should avoid you. Grow up.
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worse__days
| 7
It was HER birthday
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Cadillac4427
| 8
He is BOTH #36
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thelittleghost
| 3
At least she enjoys sex with you and just wait you can have belated birthday sex ;3
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BFons
| 19
So why can't you have sex? Might be a little messy, but hell do it in the shower.
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happle
| 21
I don't know about other girls, but paired with bloating and cramps, I don't want a penis anywhere near me when I'm on my period.
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kaytasha
| 17
Yep that definitely works, especially when feeling are involved, it is a deep intimate moment though not for persons with a blood phobia
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Korra_fml
| 23
actually, sex can help to alleviate cramping.
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Squeaky_Tomato
| 14
I actually get more horny on my period.
I vote for the shower or put a towel you don't care about between her and the bed :)
I vote for the shower or put a towel you don't care about between her and the bed :)
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LowExpectations
| 30
My girlfriend's period goes much better if we have sex during that time. OP, do what needs to be done and end her birthday on a high note.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
116 -- Whenever I've had sex with a girl on her period, I've always laid out a convenient red towel. Banging while on her period isn't preferable to me, but I'd rather please her. Not really too worried about myself, as long as she's satisfied.
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ImYourPapi
| 6
Yup