By Anonymous - United States - Chicago
  Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML
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  arandomusernameaa  |  20

If you don't wanna become a mum take it up the bum?

By  Rxted  |  8

Nothing's wrong with birthday blowjobs.


#26 considering it's her birthday not OP'S yes it is not to mention since she just started her period her emotions are probably a bit high right now so if he brought it up to her it would make her even more upset.

By  deepvira  |  16

Tell her that you are gonna get sex,just not from her! It's your birthday after all!

  fullalove  |  23 clearly says he takes his girlfriend out for HER birthday.
2. even if it was his birthday, what the hell kind of advice is it to tell him to cheat?

  TheNewGuy03  |  28

116 -- Whenever I've had sex with a girl on her period, I've always laid out a convenient red towel. Banging while on her period isn't preferable to me, but I'd rather please her. Not really too worried about myself, as long as she's satisfied.