By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 01:08 - United States - Chicago

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 202
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At least you know she was looking forward to having sex with you?

Well, hormones are a bitch.


Well, hormones are a bitch.

JocelynKaulitz 28

And a cockblock too.

A period ain't never stopped nothing but a sentence.

buttcramp 21

#38, that's a good one!

Best. FML. Ever. (in a 'FYL' kinda way)

Cadillac4427 8

lmao...#38 I love your comment

Does matter, didn't have birthday sex.

caohm 18

if she's that sad over not getting birthday sex you must be doing something right.

Yes, she's got her priorities straight.

Meaniebobeanie 26

A period never stopped anything but a sentence.

#109 that was already said just a couple of comments ago, try to be more original.

twelve_oh_seven 11

haha Ikr

If I were Op, I'd be the one crying

Cadillac4427 8

#109 you are several comments too late dear.....

mangoboy1 19

Or just use the back door if they're into that...

You can still have sex. I'm sure she'll give the best devil's wings

Be happy OP! Your girlfriend genuinely loves sex!! :-)

#42 people who don't like having sex, obviously.

When the river runs red, take the dirt road

Oh HELL no, 54! I'mjustkiddingmyboyfriendandiareexperienceddirtroadtravelers.

Rainhawk94 27

#61 i should punch you after reading your comment

#61, your comment made my head hurt.

Damn it, now I really wanna know what 61 said.

Don't worry #121, you're better off not knowing.

What did #61 say

#150, the same thing the fox said

devil's wings?

At least you know she was looking forward to having sex with you?

imo its kinda cute

if they really want it, just ride the crimson ride. alternatively, if the river runs red, take the dirt road home.

arandomusernameaa 20

If you don't wanna become a mum take it up the bum?

Doesn't matter will get laid

That would have been more humorous if you used a pop cultural reference like 'doesn't matter, had sex'

In my opinion such clichés don't add to the comic value.

Nothing's wrong with birthday blowjobs.

Why would she give him a bj for HER birthday?

"Happy birthday babe! It's okay, you can still give me a blowjob!" Whoopdeedoo.

I mean, some girls enjoy it, too, so it really isn't something selfish for OP if she wants to do it.

happyfingers 15

By the sounds of it, she probably doesnt.

#26 considering it's her birthday not OP'S yes it is not to mention since she just started her period her emotions are probably a bit high right now so if he brought it up to her it would make her even more upset.

anabanana6994 4

Some people enjoy giving head

Dude that sucks...

Tell her that you are gonna get sex,just not from her! It's your birthday after all!

Are you like dumb or something? Read the FML!

12, either you're a high-strung jerk, or you're illiterate. Can't decide.

lb0812 18

Why not both?? :D clearly says he takes his girlfriend out for HER birthday. 2. even if it was his birthday, what the hell kind of advice is it to tell him to cheat?

emirie 21

12, your comment was so bad i tried to thumb you down more than once. All girls should avoid you.

Not even just all girls. All people should avoid you. Grow up.

It was HER birthday

Cadillac4427 8

He is BOTH #36

At least she enjoys sex with you and just wait you can have belated birthday sex ;3

So why can't you have sex? Might be a little messy, but hell do it in the shower.

I don't know about other girls, but paired with bloating and cramps, I don't want a penis anywhere near me when I'm on my period.

Yep that definitely works, especially when feeling are involved, it is a deep intimate moment though not for persons with a blood phobia

Korra_fml 23

actually, sex can help to alleviate cramping.

Squeaky_Tomato 14

I actually get more horny on my period. I vote for the shower or put a towel you don't care about between her and the bed :)

My girlfriend's period goes much better if we have sex during that time. OP, do what needs to be done and end her birthday on a high note.

116 -- Whenever I've had sex with a girl on her period, I've always laid out a convenient red towel. Banging while on her period isn't preferable to me, but I'd rather please her. Not really too worried about myself, as long as she's satisfied.