rmL
🌶️ Spicy
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
visn
United States
Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
anon
Canada
Hi there!
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Shocked
Why hello there...
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burglary [gone sexual]
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
Anonymous
Frisco, United States
Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!
Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said, "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML
Roger Quimble
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Lewis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Side hustle
Today, I came home to an orgy in my room. It appears that my parents have been renting our house out to porn studios. FML
Anonymous
Bath, United Kingdom
Bad omen
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
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ubbiejames 0
#5, the only person he knew that was coming was himself.
pommeblossom 0
Why would you do that if people were coming?
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Comments (143)
CottonCandyCum 0
Locking the door would have helped.
boydee 0
wow you are really pretty # 66 and 21 also # 17 just cause your a **** addict doesn't mean the rest of us are
randomviolet 0
panda bearz and pudden zebra horsez and nail polish
Hozay 0
you should have started jackin off
toastedgrapes 0
that's the whole point of this - he WAS
biass 0
idiot boy
SadinSherman 16
Next time use a lock on the door
urdirtyolduncle 15
SOLD !
magicstar 0
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truehitman2010 0
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sexylol_fml 4
Wow! How dis you not know they were coming? Why would you be wanking anyways when you knew they were coming?