rmL
🌶️ Spicy
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
visn
United States
Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
anon
Canada
Hi there!
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Shocked
Why hello there...
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burglary [gone sexual]
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
Anonymous
Frisco, United States
Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!
Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said, "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML
Roger Quimble
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Lewis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Side hustle
Today, I came home to an orgy in my room. It appears that my parents have been renting our house out to porn studios. FML
Anonymous
Bath, United Kingdom
Bad omen
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
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ubbiejames 0
#5, the only person he knew that was coming was himself.
pommeblossom 0
Why would you do that if people were coming?
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Comments (143)
Mozez 0
WHERE DA *** DOES EVERYONE GET KITCHEN FROM THE WORD ISN'T EVEN SAID IN THE POST!!!!!!!??????
imcharp 5
Why the hell would you even consider wanking before people were coming over. What a moron.
iiAntheA17 7
**** you **** that. Ha!! No ones ever gonna see this (:
swagisforchumps 9
I wonder if the guy bought the house.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
...Wow. Your real estate guy didn't even tell you that he was coming over ahead of time? Or even knock?
kaileylovesyew 4
That was my family! I had to witness that! At age 10!
Helped 35
That was probably an awkward moment.
yukiokashi 12
lock the door!
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Look, them in the eyes and finish.
Steffi 26
Do you come with the house? ;)
MgBusta 5
make eye contact, keep going, cum all over the walls then tell them your redecorating in neutral colours ... slowly