Homeowners and Home improvement: Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!

Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!

By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 14:50 - United States - Frisco

Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said, "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML

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You deserved it 1 185

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By Ophelia - 08/06/2016 04:05 - United States - Hudson

Today, a realtor came to take a look at my house. I had worked all morning to make it look lovely. When they took pictures, I explained a number of ways I could change things so everything would look as good as possible. After the house tour, they told me it should be bulldozed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 886

You deserved it 1 070

By RyanTheMan15 - 31/10/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The show's host had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that, it's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 30 868

By visn - 17/06/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML

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You deserved it 5 299

Hi there!

By anon - 26/07/2010 00:07 - Canada

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

Niles Crane wannabe

By that’s crazy - 12/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML

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You deserved it 114

By thehunterofprey - 22/06/2018 19:00

Today, I came out to my parents as gay and they reacted better than I expected. Then I found my car destroyed with a note that said "fag" on what used to be my hood. I never thought I'd have to sue my own family, but I'm lucky I have security footage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 725

You deserved it 449

By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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You deserved it 14 174

Move your ass

By Anonymous - 23/06/2023 06:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend sits in an empty apartment, complaining about it being a rat hole. HE picked the place, HE refuses my help to decorate, as well as my offer to get his stuff from the old place, and yes, he could totally afford something better. But sure, his life is shit. FML

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You deserved it 186

By juliestrawsky - 05/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was paid to be in a commercial, playing a hiker, camping and grilling by a tent with my pretend boyfriend. To make our on-camera interaction more believable, I suggested to him, "Hey, I'm gonna feed you some food, into your mouth." His answer, "Naaah, I'm good." I got rejected on a FAKE date. FML

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You deserved it 621

Bad omen

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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You deserved it 58

DerrickJames 33

Thursday 19 May 2016 0:28

Bait him into his bigotry again but secretly film it. Post it online and watch the viewer boycott begin of that scam for a show.

Blizz18 14

Thursday 19 May 2016 0:31

Charming. I don't miss cable one bit.

Comments

DerrickJames 33

Thursday 19 May 2016 0:28

Bait him into his bigotry again but secretly film it. Post it online and watch the viewer boycott begin of that scam for a show.

bretzeller 13

Thursday 19 May 2016 4:48

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

JayBug6 9

Thursday 19 May 2016 4:56

Point it the show is a scam. It's an actor saying that he lives in a house he isn't. It's completely staged! This is why I don't watch cable.

burgermike92 17

Thursday 19 May 2016 5:55

That's not attacking him. It's calling him out on his bullshit and exposing him for being a fraud. Dude deserves it.

izzajaneful 24

Thursday 19 May 2016 8:34

This isn't boy who cried wolf. The point of that story was to not cry wolf when there is NOT a wolf. This is the first scene, and there IS a wolf.

Blizz18 14

Thursday 19 May 2016 0:31

Charming. I don't miss cable one bit.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 19 May 2016 5:31

Believe me, you're not missing out.

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 19 May 2016 0:45

Regardless of whether or not he was being paid to be a bigot, it's still bullshit.

Nyattack 14

Thursday 19 May 2016 21:14

I would think he wasn't even being paid for that, because he apparently said that off-camera... People like this disgust me.

laurellkawes 31

Thursday 19 May 2016 0:47

Time to kick them out of your house. What show was it for?

ssnow_fml 20

Thursday 19 May 2016 1:04

Welcome to show biz.

booksellerchic 4

Thursday 19 May 2016 1:05

Were they filming with your permission or did they just randomly start filming outside of your home?

Ben14h 22

Thursday 19 May 2016 1:12

What show?

Tripartita 44

Thursday 19 May 2016 1:15

Hmm, I believe a man's ability to decorate can be broken down as follows: Straight: unable to decorate. Gay (or as McDouche so delicately put it, "fags"): unparalleled decorators. Bi: really good and bad at times, working out to perfectly average ability. Pan: good or bad depending on when you first enter the room (a la Schrödinger's cat). Ace: absolutely refuses to decorate rooms. This is why I keep my doors on timed locks.