rmL
🌶️ Spicy
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
visn
United States
Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
anon
Canada
Hi there!
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Shocked
Why hello there...
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burglary [gone sexual]
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
Anonymous
Frisco, United States
Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!
Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said, "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML
Roger Quimble
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Lewis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Side hustle
Today, I came home to an orgy in my room. It appears that my parents have been renting our house out to porn studios. FML
Anonymous
Bath, United Kingdom
Bad omen
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
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ubbiejames 0
#5, the only person he knew that was coming was himself.
pommeblossom 0
Why would you do that if people were coming?
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Comments (143)
cwl727 33
Did you know he was coming?
cwl727 33
Didn't you hear them in your house?
kaoticroy 10
This was the first intimacy FML
Jyzlow 8
What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're having a wank? Your ears, listening out for footsteps! You totally deserve it
nellyphant 18
Your an idiot! A) you should have known they were coming, the owner has to have been given notice before people are shown round and b) you should have heard them in your house and stopped.
fantasyworld 39
Did you not know that they were coming?
tin_cup 27
Gross dude, just gross!
tofimixy 10
Wait doesn't he get paid?
whynot159 9
I've always heard people were very rude in Paris. One of my friends visiting Paris got spit on in the FACE by a taxi driver for not speaking good enough French. ?
burnanator 13
Different gravity in frenchie land. Don't even fret it. And the taxi thing? That's totally normal. They are all kinda rude, which is funny considering you pay them. I dunno. Good luck! My trip to france i got ONE taxi driver to take me somewhere. and i was there for a week xD (totally kidding about the gravity, but you'll leave feeling heavier)