Emma-Louise
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rawr_fml001
Brampton, Canada
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
GM38
Melbourne, United States
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
melas303
United States
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
Dumped and pregnant
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
kiken.bara
United States
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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happymelon 0
Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.
Babygirl2338 0
i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)
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Comments (238)
cattykins 0
omg I love how they worded this. but you'll get through it I mean you got through the rapture right?
clashcloud 3
Beats a positive HIV test!!
blinkingstarlet 15
it takes two to tango. YDI.
Rachael_rae77 0
That sucks. I been in the same situation! But it gets better!
ilostthegame101_fml 0
If this was a facebook status I would like it. ;)
Navith 13
... There's a 'Like' button right under the FML...
punga_31 0
oh wow, thats sad. hope you pull through and he supports the kid.
smaya 0
The post says nothing about him being a dirtbag. Maybe SHE is nuts or they just had a bad relationship.
dnicole14 0
I just had the same thing happen to me, and the guy wants me to get an abortion!
lylasgurgur 12
haha!! took me a while to get that one, sorry OP:( you have my empathy
swinglifeaway123 8
Watta dick