khaelian
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tyler
United States
Highlight of the week
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
Heinz
Mississauga, Canada
Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
wowzers0889
New York, United States
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
College is a scam
The economy blows
Today, I left my old job and started my new one, which came with a hefty pay raise and better benefits. Previously, I was a lab analyst performing research, which required a college degree and several years of work experience. Now, I'm a gas station manager. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
thatshelpful
Council Bluffs, United States
Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML
ChevRooon
United States
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Anonymous
Retail stinks
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Anonymous
Ames, United States
Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
Top comments
jimmie505 0
everybody loves good head
DocBastard 40
Well, get off the computer and swab the deck, matey! Arrr!
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Comments (90)
byron7109 6
get a new job
kingsley23 0
he probably has no other option idk maybe
TomasT 0
Sounds like the 'kramer'-guy in UHF, the Vidiot! My MOP!!!
novair 5
I just got a new kidney stone, I win?
biass 0
Rule of Internet 293: If you ask for a win, you usually don't get one.
novair 5
@43 good to know.
buzz18 7
mm exciting
mageoreh 0
Mop head? That sounds like fun!
JeterFan428 0
haha wow, get a life.
Zmeilerr 22
maybe get out more?
GuitarGod66six 0
Exactly what I say to everyone who is obsessed with bloody black ops. I feel obliged to buy it 'cause I don't know what anybody is talking about:L
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Hah!
sloppyflow 1
black ops is gr8!!!
iPewpOnJews 0
IMHO, Black Ops is a pretty good game.
DrAwesome 6
Black Mops is even better.
GuitarGod66six 0
I know it probably is, but there is more to life than it. People I know don't seem to realise that lol
valri3 0
You made me smile thank you! :)
DocBastard 40
Well, get off the computer and swab the deck, matey! Arrr!
1990TD 6
xD
jimmie505 0
everybody loves good head
taytay6510 6
horrible attempt at humor, :)
jessisaur 0
your life seems uneventful haha
RedPillSucks 33
There's a museum with fake boobs and testicles. Whatever you fancy.
fistnazal 10
lmao.. I think YOU didint understand HIS comment?? I really lol'd
guessv_fml 6
haha I agree with 5
DeeGreatest 0
Get over it. It's just one day. Unless, of course, you do not have a life.
77taylah33 0
I think that was op point that his/her life is based on gas stations and mops
roaminginsomniac 0
Sounds like you are a good worker. Sometimes, days are uneventful. So, mopping up is GOOD.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Especially if it was the new Mopamatic 3000. Fully awesome, OP. Truthfully, when you have a crappy job, anything that makes it a little less crappy is a reason to be happy. I was gwnuinely joyous when my office upgraded Windows. Celebrate without shame while you surf the job search sites.