Sounds like you could have had a shittier month...

"Best comments!"
> One of them has a negative ranking.

Sounds like your day was crappy..

sigh... given your user name, I expected "shit happens".
that would have been a better comment that what you chose to write.

Congratulations!

It's the small moments in life that really count...

Exactly! Some people get really excited abojt things like this.

Or, large moments. If it's been a while and things get backed up...

Love how the two top voted comments on this FML are the most down voted at the moment

The ability to defecate well is unparalleled.
I hope your days get better, OP

As someone who had their gallbladder removed recently, I can definitely relate to this...

it was that time of the month

As someone who has IBS, congratulations!

Well you do live in Iowa

That doesn't even make sense...