khaelian
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tyler
United States
Highlight of the week
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
Heinz
Mississauga, Canada
Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
wowzers0889
New York, United States
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
College is a scam
The economy blows
Today, I left my old job and started my new one, which came with a hefty pay raise and better benefits. Previously, I was a lab analyst performing research, which required a college degree and several years of work experience. Now, I'm a gas station manager. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
thatshelpful
Council Bluffs, United States
Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML
ChevRooon
United States
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Anonymous
Retail stinks
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Anonymous
Ames, United States
Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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jimmie505 0
everybody loves good head
DocBastard 40
Well, get off the computer and swab the deck, matey! Arrr!
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Comments (90)
PaedoInASpeedo 0
Seriously, it sounds as if you work at a gas station from a horror movie.. In the middle of Incestville. More importantly though, are you mopping the blood from killing young girls? Or something.
TheLittleLoli 0
Everyone knows you're actually talking about yourself. Stfu.
pennies_lane 6
THAT...was just dumb!
BWill9014 4
DAYUMM that sucks lol
PaedoInASpeedo 0
I only clean up boys. Don't be silly.
Zmeilerr 22
;)
madasmercury 0
If your life is so damn boring, get out there and change it!
wDeemish 0
Y U No Guy xD (Y)
sinnedrebel 0
huh huh you said head
gigilvrs6 0
Omg, it did??? That is sooo awesome!
grantchitwood 0
that's funny
W4X 0
Maybe your "highlights" should be more infesting.
lemonypower 6
NO WAY!!!!!! *mini spazz attack*
eatlesschipmunks 0
Get a new job that doesn't pay minimum wage and girl or boy friend and a life
Leva_fml 0
Look, people do these thongs to themselves. If you want more of a life, you need to apply yourself. Don't complain, DO something about it.
Leva_fml 0
I meant 'things' not thongs, lol iPhone typing at it's best.