By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 15:43 - United States - Pembroke

Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML
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Just think, you might be listening to the music one of your parents was conceived to! Just imagine… your grandfather needing an outlet for all of his Cold War paranoia and your grandmother sporting nothing but her '70s haircut… ah, what fun!

I mean, who wouldn't want to ludwig their von until they beethoven?

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No grandpa just no! That is too much information!

Yeah but free vinyl is always a plus!

Just think, you might be listening to the music one of your parents was conceived to! Just imagine… your grandfather needing an outlet for all of his Cold War paranoia and your grandmother sporting nothing but her '70s haircut… ah, what fun!

Older people don't know when there giving out to much info

...aaaand you're an idiot.

I mean, who wouldn't want to ludwig their von until they beethoven?

You're so Bach!

That sounds like a whole lot of Tchaikovsky to me.

Everyone likes to get their Rachmaninovs.

Who wouldn't want to? I can give you a Liszt!

Hey you never know, classical music is probably why you're here. Keep the tradition going!

This is great, but I hope to god you didn't get a crosley

When my dad lost most of his hearing he gave me his record collection. Great stuff from the classic Jazz and Swing eras. I bought a turntable that could play 33/45/78 RPM just to hear them on my home theater system. Best media player purchase ever, you betcha. Let gramp's boner comment go and appreciate great music when it's presented to you. "OMG totes worth it", as the kids used to say.

Old people say the funniest things sometimes...awkward and mentally scarring perhaps...but funny nontheless.

He loves it when grandma Bach's dat ass up

Huh. Classical music just makes me sleepy unless I'm playing the song.