By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 15:43 - United States - Pembroke

Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 937
You deserved it 1 130

Same thing different taste

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Just think, you might be listening to the music one of your parents was conceived to! Just imagine… your grandfather needing an outlet for all of his Cold War paranoia and your grandmother sporting nothing but her '70s haircut… ah, what fun!

He loves it when grandma Bach's dat ass up

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No grandpa just no! That is too much information!

Just think, you might be listening to the music one of your parents was conceived to! Just imagine… your grandfather needing an outlet for all of his Cold War paranoia and your grandmother sporting nothing but her '70s haircut… ah, what fun!

jcash52426 5

Older people don't know when there giving out to much info

Hey you never know, classical music is probably why you're here. Keep the tradition going!

This is great, but I hope to god you didn't get a crosley

When my dad lost most of his hearing he gave me his record collection. Great stuff from the classic Jazz and Swing eras. I bought a turntable that could play 33/45/78 RPM just to hear them on my home theater system. Best media player purchase ever, you betcha. Let gramp's boner comment go and appreciate great music when it's presented to you. "OMG totes worth it", as the kids used to say.

Old people say the funniest things sometimes...awkward and mentally scarring perhaps...but funny nontheless.

He loves it when grandma Bach's dat ass up

vikingchick 22

Huh. Classical music just makes me sleepy unless I'm playing the song.

Looks like Grandpa is gonna come over a lot more often now.