khaelian
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tyler
United States
Highlight of the week
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
Heinz
Mississauga, Canada
Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
wowzers0889
New York, United States
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
College is a scam
The economy blows
Today, I left my old job and started my new one, which came with a hefty pay raise and better benefits. Previously, I was a lab analyst performing research, which required a college degree and several years of work experience. Now, I'm a gas station manager. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
thatshelpful
Council Bluffs, United States
Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML
ChevRooon
United States
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Anonymous
Retail stinks
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Anonymous
Ames, United States
Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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jimmie505 0
everybody loves good head
DocBastard 40
Well, get off the computer and swab the deck, matey! Arrr!
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Comments (90)
mintcar 10
Wow, I feel so bad. My life can be just as boring and it's usually very procedural. The highlight of my day so far is that the Minute Maid I bought at the dining area on campus finally had my favorite flavor.... Cranberry Grape.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
what are you mopping at a gas station anyway??? and don't you dare say the bathroom floors, cause anyone who has visited a gas station bathroom knows that doesn't happen....unless you mop the floors with piss.
TheDrifter 24
The front room floors. They wring the mop out and call it coffee.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
haha...only 49 cents a cup though.
JAY_JITSU 0
actually I work at one in Jersey called Wawa and ours is always clean
Xavi89 0
lol!!!!!!!! I hated to be you!
mintcar 10
You hated to be OP?
kiwi00 0
Good thing you're not them anymore.
Zmeilerr 22
Well, it looks like the mop *puts on sunglasses* gets more head then you do.
Syrael 0
YEEEAAAAH!!
brianjman14 23
Steal shit from the gas station and sell it for your own price, higher than your own ridiculous prices!! :D
MrRawwr84 0
ydi it for taking whatever you can get... workk and strive to be sucessful not work in a shitty gas station
funzcpl 0
right? "I'd like 20 on pump 3 please, and oh btw awesome mop head"
DanDaDrummah 0
You have to start somewhere. I'm going to school to be a dentist, but right now I'm stuck working at UPS. :(
funzcpl 0
ups is kind of hard as far as the hours huh. my husband use to work there before he gave his butt to uncle Sam and joined the army full time
DanDaDrummah 0
yeah right now I'm sitting on about 15 hours a week. The benefits are worth it though
funzcpl 0
yes they are pretty good
funzcpl 0
that's real super pathetic. quit playing. your not serious.
iheartglasses 0
I've definitely had those kind of days. I love new mop heads. They are fluffy lol
jose1760 1
No one cares. Not even a little bit, I'm serious.
TheLittleLoli 0
You're not alone, the restaurant I work at just got a new one too. Hooray...