Miscellaneous: Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 22:52 - United States

Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML

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aliaysleighbasic 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:10

get her some laundry detergent and an iron and give her the same crap reasoning back about taking care of your clothes... people don't like it when the tables are turned back at em.

Elphie7 0

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Saturday 16 October 2010 1:52

you're lucky you have floors to mop.

aidanawesome 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:25

poop

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

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Saturday 16 October 2010 1:29

She's getting ready to retire. Hope you can make good sammies!

Lainett 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:30

do you enjoy cleaning maybe? if not fyl haha

Masenko7 12

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Saturday 16 October 2010 1:46

OH NOAZ

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

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Saturday 16 October 2010 1:51

You got a Christmas gift way before Christmas that will make your job quicker and easier and leave you with more free time, and you're complaining.

FunnyWeasel 7

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:07

oh no she didn't!

fritz2 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:20

I'm first haha gg chap

fritz2 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:20

I'm first haha gg chap

mesnugglez 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 3:38

At least you get presents =[

anorexicbarbie 8

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Saturday 16 October 2010 3:41

Doing chores actually prevents breast cancer. The more you know..

zerobahamut03 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 4:02

You crazy?! It's a Bissel Mop! No fml here. Clean her floors better, ydi for not being thorough.

MrSassypants 32

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Saturday 16 October 2010 5:15

yeah and she said you live in "her house"

riceplum 0

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Saturday 16 October 2010 6:13

u get Christmas presents in the middle of October D: luckyyy

the_flirtt 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:40

maybe it was a hint ?

MissErikaHart 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 16:18

bissell? I thought the made vacuums..? some people have all the luck

xVictoriaDreamz 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:28

lol wow that's messed up.. but I admit I laughed D:

bryan4595 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 4:04

yeah your moms right now you cab finally clean her floors like a real woman should

ballwiz24 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:38

"clean her floors" OP? I think you meant "clean MY floors"

jwc93 0

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Saturday 16 October 2010 1:29

3rd

jwc93 0

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Saturday 16 October 2010 1:29

3rd

BigUmbrella 0

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Saturday 16 October 2010 1:34

Go tell your mom that it's not your job to clean her floors.

illmatic2 16

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Saturday 16 October 2010 1:35

Well, apparently it is her job.

hatemyluck 15

Thursday 14 November 2013 2:00

I think op meant that her mom got herself a Christmas gift and just said it was op's so that her mom doesn't need to get another gift. That's all I can guess other than op is a bad cleaner.