Today, the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guy who planned the whole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML
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kelsorg
| 21
well, if you're good at your job you can prove him wrong! fyl
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cakefete2
| 30
Well, at least you're familiar with the case. You should be able to defend yourself easily.
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kelsorg
| 21
well, if you're good at your job you can prove him wrong! fyl
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friedpwnadge
| 25
Great support for an insanity defense!
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Danny_Boy12
| 13
I feel for you OP, my dad tells me crazy stories of the people he has to defend in court. It must be a headache for you...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Unfortunately, #12, you can be disbarred for purposefully not defending your client.
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BSnapZ
| 21
#50 If he's a court appointed lawyer, then the client won't be paying anything.
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Miss_Whipped
| 43
Reminds me of a joke that explains why there's a code of ethics against sexual relations between lawyers and their clients: you'd be paying extra for essentially the same service.
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cakefete2
| 30
Well, at least you're familiar with the case. You should be able to defend yourself easily.
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ChristianH39
| 30
Exactly, I wonder what makes the defendant think that would work against a lawyer in the first place
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lexiieeex3
| 32
The guy sounds like a sociopath...
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
except most sociopaths are better at it than this idiot
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cina5
| 19
Hey OP, I doubt the judge believed him.
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fsomelife
| 26
Not to worry -- he's next to be accused by the dude whom OP's defending.
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DrippingSarcasm
| 20
Wait, so what happens in this case? Is it automatically ignored or do you end up... questioned, or whatever might happen? Sorry. I know it's a stupid question.
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tiernang
| 21
I don't think he would be allowed to be a lawer on that case, and would then become a suspect. No matter how stupid the blame, I believe those are the rules.
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ThatHorse
| 15
You're right 40. No matter how stupid and insane he sounds, the lawyer is now a suspect in the case. At which point they'll stop the trial long enough to start looking for evidence, questioning both the lawyer and the suspect, and find a new lawyer.
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DrippingSarcasm
| 20
Wow! Thank you :)
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World_Burner
| 13
Well the lawyer could defend himself.
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Metagame
| 12
As a new suspect.
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amberr_harperr
| 15
some people are just meant to be crazy
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746278Ab
| 14
That sucks! I'm sorry OP.... Dump him and remember evidence tells the whole story...
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Shemp_5
| 14
He's a snitch! You know what to do OP.
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junkman6
| 22
I've played saints row before. The lawyer came up with the most profitable heists. Damn blood suckers.
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Kamon97
| 23
Well at least you're a lawyer for a living that's a plus I think?
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Saddyohh
| 13
The only way to win when up against someone who is crazy is to be crazier than they are.
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Animekid126
| 13
Like that comedian who had the skit of yelling at a crazy guy in an elevator? I can't remember his name...
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PenguinBitch
| 43
This proves that your client is a psychopath. Case close!