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Actually, there is: A police officer pulled a man over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But, come to think of it, I believe I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes, sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. The trunk was opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too. --------------- But I still think OP deserved it.

Based on your username, a speeding ticket?

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He is right, it is bullshit.

More like horseshit...Mustang shit, even.

Guess not everything is bigger in Texas. In this case, his little head

Wrong. Bull shit is the waist that come out of a bull

You should have pulled my patented move:the dr.oreos triple power-play. It's where you jump on the desk rip off all your clothes and throw your own excrement at people while screaming "I PLEED INSANITY!!!"

If the waist comes out of a bull, you have a serious problem.

This makes me wonder what OP said...

Hey OP I'm in Texas I think I know that judge lol. It's probably my uncle he hates people that lie to try and get out of a ticket. He goes easier on the people that are truthful . This one guy was like I just messed up and I was in the wrong. He put him on deferred judification for a whole 24 hrs. Honesty really is the best policy

Based on your username, a speeding ticket?

There is no way out of a speeding ticket

Actually, there is: A police officer pulled a man over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But, come to think of it, I believe I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes, sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. The trunk was opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too. --------------- But I still think OP deserved it.

In most cases I don't read long comments because I think they're pointless arguments based on a comment from the FML but this was actually awesome.

I wish we could know at least some of op's defense. "But judge, I was only speeding so I didn't get caught drinking and driving."

49, I wish I wasn't on the app so I could thumbs-up your comment. But its too big.

Same here. It won't let me:(

80 I'm on the app and I thumbed him up. Just pull the screen to the right when it's still.

Based on his username? A mustang gt. OP must be able to push his car at amazing speeds. Or wasn't driving a ford at the time of the incident.

I would love to speed in that stealth bomber.

38- If for some reason the cop doesn't show up to court the ticket is dismissed. Oh, if your second cousin is the chief of police it helps, too.

just take it to court, the cop almost never shows up. ive done that several times and got tickets dismissed. you should see the look of disappointment the judge and the cops rep have when they realize i dont have to pay. youll never take me alive coppers!!!

I'm mad that I can't thumb this up because I'm on the app.

I favorited this FML just for that comment.

Alternatively... A policeman sees a man speed past a school every single day for a week. One day he decides to wait with a road block outside the school until the speeding driver approaches. The policeman then says to the driver, "you know you've been speeding here all week and I've had to spend all day waiting for you?". Quickly, the driver responds "I know. I got here as fast as I could". By now the policeman is laughing so much the driver speeds away giving the officer no time to react.

I got out of my last speeding ticket, without denying it or giving an excuse. The officer who gave it to me said that the town had a special prosecutor, and if I pleaded not guilty he guaranteed I'd get something much less. I pleaded not guilty, showed up in town court, the special prosecutor asked how many points were on my license. When I told him none, he asked if I'd agree to a parking violation and a $150 fine, and I agreed. Result: okay, I paid $150, but I got a parking (not moving) violation, no points on my license, no increase in my insurance. I wouldn't count on this happening again, though.

It is very rare to get anything just, "Dismissed," unless you've got more than one charge in which case they may drop one or two charges, I see that in a lot of animal cases. They will drop the "animal at large" charges and just keep the animal attack. They might change your offense to something else (I got a speeding ticket and it was changed to a very expensive parking ticket). But they won't often let free money walk out the door.

Make the cop show you your speed on the radar gun. A friend in high school got out of a few speeding tickets that way. He simply asked the officer to prove he was speeding by showing him the number on the gun but the cops never kept it

u still can haha

Funny, but I hope it's not true. I'd feel bad for the cop. :P

I don't think so, based on his username I assume his car aimed at a crowd whilst leaving a car show.

Can they even talk like that in court?

And who's gonna tell them not to? The judge? See what the problem with your comment is?

I once had a judge tell me that I had ruined my life, and that I would never ammount to anything. All for ONE minor posession chargez

I concur - you are unlikely to amount to anything given your atrocious spelling and grammar. Sort that out and maybe you'll have a shot. Start by giving up the weed and going to school, eh?

63- You're 16 and you already have a possesion charge? Eesh...

88- Are you really surprised?

16 and have a picture of presumably you smoking. Not very bright, are we?

I do find his choice of words extremely unprofessional, calling into question the legitimacy of the trial.

I was on a mobile app. The fact that I can't correct my poor grammar after i post is sort of shitty.

Haha thts wut u git fer drivn a gay carr

Gezz it is hard to type shitty on an iphone

What court was this at!?

Probably somewhere in the heart of detroit

Traffic court. No need to thank me.

On a tennis court.

Looks like you'll be paying that bullshit

Lol xD next time don't do anything to get the ticket in the first place, then the judge never would've said anything like that to you ;)

not that easy once you're cruising down the road its hard to resist letting her rip

Impulse control. Use it.

5: Who cares.

I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole damn court room is out of order!!!

10 days in jail for disrespecting the court for you.

Reminds of Patrick Jane in that one episode of The Mentalist ;)

The soda machine is out of order...