By mustanggt - 10/07/2012 15:39 - United States - La Porte

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 841
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CoolRainbowdash 15

He is right, it is bullshit.

I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole damn court room is out of order!!!

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CoolRainbowdash 15

He is right, it is bullshit.

More like horseshit...Mustang shit, even.

Guess not everything is bigger in Texas. In this case, his little head

Wrong. Bull shit is the waist that come out of a bull

mizuki123 8

Waste*

Dr0reos 8

You should have pulled my patented move:the dr.oreos triple power-play. It's where you jump on the desk rip off all your clothes and throw your own excrement at people while screaming "I PLEED INSANITY!!!"

If the waist comes out of a bull, you have a serious problem.

This makes me wonder what OP said...

tjv3 10

Hey OP I'm in Texas I think I know that judge lol. It's probably my uncle he hates people that lie to try and get out of a ticket. He goes easier on the people that are truthful . This one guy was like I just messed up and I was in the wrong. He put him on deferred judification for a whole 24 hrs. Honesty really is the best policy

Lucious306 7

Can they even talk like that in court?

that1guy1 13

And who's gonna tell them not to? The judge? See what the problem with your comment is?

I once had a judge tell me that I had ruined my life, and that I would never ammount to anything. All for ONE minor posession chargez

I concur - you are unlikely to amount to anything given your atrocious spelling and grammar. Sort that out and maybe you'll have a shot. Start by giving up the weed and going to school, eh?

unknown_user5566 26

63- You're 16 and you already have a possesion charge? Eesh...

KiddNYC1O 20

88- Are you really surprised?

SW500 13

16 and have a picture of presumably you smoking. Not very bright, are we?

I do find his choice of words extremely unprofessional, calling into question the legitimacy of the trial.

I was on a mobile app. The fact that I can't correct my poor grammar after i post is sort of shitty.

Haha thts wut u git fer drivn a gay carr

Gezz it is hard to type shitty on an iphone

What court was this at!?

Probably somewhere in the heart of detroit

Traffic court. No need to thank me.

mykalt18 2

On a tennis court.

Clamcreepy 7

Looks like you'll be paying that bullshit

Lol xD next time don't do anything to get the ticket in the first place, then the judge never would've said anything like that to you ;)

not that easy once you're cruising down the road its hard to resist letting her rip

Impulse control. Use it.

5: Who cares.

I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole damn court room is out of order!!!

OhDearBetrayal 25

10 days in jail for disrespecting the court for you.

KVKdragon 26

Reminds of Patrick Jane in that one episode of The Mentalist ;)

The soda machine is out of order...

You see... I was trying to go the speed limit but I accidentally hits the gas instead of the brake. After I noticed that, I tried to switch over, but I had an in uncontrollable muscle spasm in my leg that stopped me from doing it.

Hit* not hits. My phone screws up my spelling more than I do.

BunchieRules 31

I don't normally do this, but... your picture matches perfectly with that comment. True story.