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Actually, there is: A police officer pulled a man over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But, come to think of it, I believe I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes, sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. The trunk was opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too. --------------- But I still think OP deserved it.

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You should have pulled my patented move:the dr.oreos triple power-play. It's where you jump on the desk rip off all your clothes and throw your own excrement at people while screaming "I PLEED INSANITY!!!"

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Hey OP I'm in Texas I think I know that judge lol. It's probably my uncle he hates people that lie to try and get out of a ticket. He goes easier on the people that are truthful . This one guy was like I just messed up and I was in the wrong. He put him on deferred judification for a whole 24 hrs. Honesty really is the best policy

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Actually, there is: A police officer pulled a man over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But, come to think of it, I believe I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes, sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. The trunk was opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too. --------------- But I still think OP deserved it.

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just take it to court, the cop almost never shows up. ive done that several times and got tickets dismissed. you should see the look of disappointment the judge and the cops rep have when they realize i dont have to pay. youll never take me alive coppers!!!

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I got out of my last speeding ticket, without denying it or giving an excuse. The officer who gave it to me said that the town had a special prosecutor, and if I pleaded not guilty he guaranteed I'd get something much less. I pleaded not guilty, showed up in town court, the special prosecutor asked how many points were on my license. When I told him none, he asked if I'd agree to a parking violation and a $150 fine, and I agreed. Result: okay, I paid $150, but I got a parking (not moving) violation, no points on my license, no increase in my insurance. I wouldn't count on this happening again, though.

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It is very rare to get anything just, "Dismissed," unless you've got more than one charge in which case they may drop one or two charges, I see that in a lot of animal cases. They will drop the "animal at large" charges and just keep the animal attack. They might change your offense to something else (I got a speeding ticket and it was changed to a very expensive parking ticket). But they won't often let free money walk out the door.

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Make the cop show you your speed on the radar gun. A friend in high school got out of a few speeding tickets that way. He simply asked the officer to prove he was speeding by showing him the number on the gun but the cops never kept it

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I concur - you are unlikely to amount to anything given your atrocious spelling and grammar. Sort that out and maybe you'll have a shot. Start by giving up the weed and going to school, eh?

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