By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:37 - New Zealand - Albany 23 2 14 15 Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 681 You deserved it 3 673 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco 7 1 6 54 Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 302 You deserved it 5 279 Tweet Share