Ouch. Bad idea.

So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>

OK, I must admit, I lol'd. This is awesome. Not the court date and police, but your threat! I'm so saying that to someone next time I get pissed! #2 - I agree!

#2 - Normally includes alcohol. Also a lot of people just get into a routine, if it's a very recent break up: chances are his fiance was the person he texted most, so it's almost like a reflex to select them in the phonebook. I've done it before, but somehow managed to text the person I intended to text, and my ex girlfriend. Was very odd.

EPIC FAIL.

#2, I've done it before too (only a few times, but it's happened). Especially if the person you accidentally texted is right above/below the person you meant to text in your address book. Once I tried to text "Brad (my brother) is being a douche" to my best friend. Unfortunately I was thinking "Brad" instead of my friend's name, and sent the text to him. Fail. Lol

just don't have her number in your phone. screw her.

I have "recently sent contacts" option on my phone. Far too many times I texted the wrong person. Thank God it wasn't anything serious like this though. I laughed at your diss, too, because it sounds like something I would say to my best friend.

If it's like my phone, he may have a list of people you've recently texted. I've had some close calls... no FML stories, but very close calls.

My husband and my husband's friend are right next to each other alphabetically, his friend first. I have clicked too fast and texted (?) things to my husband's friend that he shouldn't have seen. It happens.