Metagame

About Metagame

I really don't know much about myself. I guess I'm still trying to find myself in this world.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

23%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

46%
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

20%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

40%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

30%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

62%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

46%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Metagame's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card and the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By flustered / Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:55 / United States

Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was confused. When I pulled away from him, smiling, he slapped me, saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was "up to something." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By teentee401 / Monday 7 July 2014 17:04 / United States - Canonsburg

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Rowansgonnarow / Saturday 5 July 2014 20:19 /

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 5 July 2014 17:53 / United States

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By legitfile.bat.virus.exe - / Friday 20 June 2014 23:03 / United States - Placerville

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I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

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Checking you out

I agree, my mouse works.

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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

A new thumb

It's in the can!

Profile completed

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

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Beginner

Who’s the fairest of them all?

YDI Master

50 favorites

50 quality comments

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time