Work: Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter... - FML

By thegrandchawhee - 29/08/2015 17:13 - United States - Yakima

Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter where I work. Today was also the day that I allegedly accused a customer of being a thief, sold her a fraudulent money order, and will be sued for defamation of character. FML

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Cads1 24

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:46

Ah McAmerica, land of bullshit lawsuits.

MrsDruidess 23

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:42

Look on the bright side, they wont ask you to fill in again. Oh and you have that awesome lawsuit to look forward to as well ;-)

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MrsDruidess 23

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:42

Look on the bright side, they wont ask you to fill in again. Oh and you have that awesome lawsuit to look forward to as well ;-)

Benzio 15

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:46

We're going to need a follow-up please

Cads1 24

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:46

Ah McAmerica, land of bullshit lawsuits.

IAmzephyr 22

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:19

the plaintiff has the burden of proof, and if they are unable to prove their case, they will lose, being stuck with the court costs. is It perfect? no, but at least it's fair.

niallo 23

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:33

How about this. If she's suing you anywhere other than small claims court, you sue her first. She is defaming you too, and it will only cost a small amount of money. You will then have a judgment against her that will carry over to her case. If she IS taking you to small claims court, then let her pay the fees. Just a thought.

joshsegel 4

Monday 31 August 2015 8:25

Defamation of character is normally for someone ruining someone's reputation referring to business, which could affect the amount of money they make, which I can see as being bullshit in some cases like this but it isn't always.

armyant98 15

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:46

Well assuming you did none of that, meaning there is no proof, I think you'll eventually get off fine. Good luck to you.

DA3Z 16

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:52

How... even?

WOTAN1488 24

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:00

Time to get a lawyer...

weveallbeenthere 30

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:02

gotta love crazy people. hopefully your company video tapes or audio tapes conversations.

Shuff52 21

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:08

If it is all allegation tell her good luck. It's very difficult to win a defamation case. No worries OP!

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 30 August 2015 15:29

Still have to pay for a lawyer though.

knight2109 12

Sunday 30 August 2015 22:56

actually in most cases the winner of a court case will make the other pay all legal fees.

DMA0712 22

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:10

As long as you have a good lawyer, I think you'll be all good. Good luck OP.

more4me 27

Sunday 30 August 2015 11:15

Some days aren't worth getting out of bed for. Sorry, OP and good luck!

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