ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
unknown002
United States
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Fatty
United States
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Betty
United States
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Top comments
Mr_S3xypants 2
dude..seriously??
Patts_fml 4
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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Comments (236)
heyitsaicoh 0
You deserve the trending in twitter, Forever Lazy :)
LaylaaMariee 0
I think you should look into some life style changes man.... :)
Ari1337 15
Did any one use the 'over 9000!!!!' joke yet?
OhMyAlla 0
Really how do you let yourself get that fat.. Instead of complaining about not being able to see the number why don't you stop eating or actually try to lose weight..?
Igor_g5 0
There's know excuse to allow yourself to get that fat.
funny_baby23 0
lol
Crysta_fml 3
You've got to start somewhere - but that place isn't self loathing, get out there and do. I was formerly 275lbs so I know the pain, and that it's not as black and white as just "letting yourself be fat" Good luck, I hope you change your lifestyle.
SakuraFubuki92 12
I've been there.
tyfighter93 2
Wah, wah, wah, wawawawawawah!
zombiegold 23
You know what's worse than being obese? The Holocaust.