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  dre_bro11  |  12

Exactly OP. You told her. She listened.

What if someone had said the darkest and she didn't take them seriously? She'd probably get told off by her boss and the customer.

You deserve this one.

  baden18830  |  5

lol in the era on jersey shore spray tans are even more of a joking matter. those ppl are the definition of trash, and did something I didn't think was possible: they made spray tans EVEN MORE white trash lol. (or whatever shade of orange/brown you are now). love fml's like this, they make me
feel much better about being

  humorizer  |  14

"I want to get the darkest tan. Pause. Not."
"No... you're not supposed to say 'pause'. Try it again, but this time don't say pause."
"I want to get the darkest tan."
"Ok, obviously you're not getti-'

  iAmScrubs  |  19

I forgot the word Be in my comment. I will forever Be ashamed of myself. How could I Be so ignorant to forget such an important word. I will Be more careful next time.


39- when I tan "really dark" I turn an orangey colour... it's perfectly reasonable to assume the same as the OP. The few times I've had to use spray tans they have all looked VERY orange. So yes, dark could = snooki. :)