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You didn't correct her before she started spraying? YDI

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No joking when tanning. That's some legit thing to do now.

Great sense if humor.

Duh she's gonna take you seriously..

I wonder if they have a bacon colored bronzer.

In the era of Jersey Shore, spray tans are not a joking matter...

It's her job to fulfill customer's needs. obviously she will take you seriously. YDI

Wow op you're not so bright, are you?

It's their job to give you what you ask for! What were you thinking?

Exactly OP. You told her. She listened. What if someone had said the darkest and she didn't take them seriously? She'd probably get told off by her boss and the customer. You deserve this one.

you joked to the person who is getting paid to do what you say?

YDI for getting a fake tan, oompa loompa.

lol in the era on jersey shore spray tans are even more of a joking matter. those ppl are the definition of trash, and did something I didn't think was possible: they made spray tans EVEN MORE white trash lol. (or whatever shade of orange/brown you are now). love fml's like this, they make me feel much better about being normal

btw if my comment offends anyone I do apologize, I just love telling dumb people how dumb they are. it's the joy of this site

Coulda stopped her...

I'm pretty sure spray tans wash off if you use a scrub. OP isnt very bright.

97 I see what you may or may not have intentionally did there

Op, YDI for getting a spray tan! Just go exercise outside if you want to be tan! And skinny. :)

Well, now she is kinda dark...

#97 of course she's not bright! she has the darkest color they have! (yes I know the joke I made isn't the best)

You didn't correct her before she started spraying? YDI

Gimme the darkest you got........ *pause* *pause* *pause* *pause* Just kidding

"I want to get the darkest tan. Pause. Not." "No... you're not supposed to say 'pause'. Try it again, but this time don't say pause." "I want to get the darkest tan." "..." "..." "................................................................" "Ok, obviously you're not getti-' "NAAAATTTTT!"

56 I have NO idea what you're talking about.

Hahaha borat SO funny

56 Lmfao borat is so funny!!

Damnn you got burned on that one.

haha i see what you did there.

Haha, what does 'fanny' mean?

Well I mean you didn't tell her a different shade, what was she supposed to do?

Well the lady doing the spray tan was suppose to read her mind duuuhhh... -_- You deserve it OP

how would he know you're kidding

That's what OP thought but OP was wrong ;)

Now you can get the job you've always wanted in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. You and Snooki will his best workers.

I forgot the word Be in my comment. I will forever Be ashamed of myself. How could I Be so ignorant to forget such an important word. I will Be more careful next time.

The potential of your comment... We will never know what it will be Let us mourn

Change jobs to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. Problem solved :D

Not before dying her hair orange. Tsk ;)

Oh shit I meant green... it's their skin that's orange isn't it. Those sneaky bastards.........

That would be awesome... But, will there be... Buttsecks?

That's not a joke to them. YDI.

Once you go black you never go back

She's really dark not really orange.

^ like Hershey's special dark chocolate dark?

She culd be the next snooki ;P

39- when I tan "really dark" I turn an orangey colour... it's perfectly reasonable to assume the same as the OP. The few times I've had to use spray tans they have all looked VERY orange. So yes, dark could = snooki. :)

GTL! Ahhhh yehhhhhh

Orange you glad you went?

I done what you see there

If you're gonna be an an annoying dickface, do it correctly. I'm very sure that you meant, "I did what you see there"

I'm sure you both meant "I see what you did there"...

I done did what was sawn here.

50 - I'm sure that them saying it wrong was the joke...

80- I'm sure that her saying that was a joke

80 and 84- It definitely WAS a joke.

Wats sharktopous?