Miscellaneous: Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

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By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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By thatsureshowedme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2022 00:00

Today, my stepmom accused me of creeping around, acting sneaky, and maybe even planning to kill her in her sleep because I’m "still angry at my dad divorcing my mom and marrying her." All I did was get up at 2 a.m. for a pee at coincidentally the same time as she was going outside for a cigarette. FML

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By nekal - 21/09/2016 16:50 - United States - Nashville

Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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Party animal

By stupid friendless loser - 29/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML

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By Lopez85 - 22/05/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Can't win

By Anonymous - 04/08/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, I got yelled at for staying in my room too long; got yelled at for going out of my room; got yelled at for staying at a friend's place. FML

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Top comments

piedpiper303 29

Monday 3 February 2014 2:27

Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*

Elric97 9

Monday 3 February 2014 2:30

Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"

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piedpiper303 29

Monday 3 February 2014 2:27

Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*

JosephMoore77 8

Monday 3 February 2014 5:06

Oh shit, he just got shot

Medieval_Unicorn 24

Monday 3 February 2014 5:34

SHITTY SITUATION (cowers in corner waiting for ridicule and hatred)

Lilxpie 18

Monday 3 February 2014 13:24

The only time it gets thumbed up

jackthekeeper 24

Friday 22 July 2016 0:02

shotty situation

littlebuggy 10

Monday 3 February 2014 2:27

Well that's kinda crappy of them.

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 3 February 2014 2:46

Go to the corner & think about what you've done.

Sports_guy3 28

Monday 3 February 2014 5:52

#3's pun was shitty.

applebramble 22

Monday 3 February 2014 7:59

@ #51, oh you hypocrite .

girlrome 19

Monday 3 February 2014 2:29

Jeez, paranoid much?

Morqan_Freeman 14

Monday 3 February 2014 3:42

Is it just me or are the parents freaking out possibly because OP has sneaked out before?

SkyGuy32 17

Monday 3 February 2014 6:16

My mom yelled at me for getting out of bed to pee. Then she blamed a friend that I had had over for a sleepover a couple nights before, saying that he "makes me think I can get up out of bed all the time." My mom is insane.

invadermaythe1st 35

Monday 3 February 2014 8:54

Your mum really is ._.

Dramori 29

Monday 3 February 2014 13:37

Stay in your room and shit in a bag OP!

mrz1177 11

Monday 3 February 2014 2:29

thats bullshit.

Amama_fml 30

Monday 3 February 2014 3:06

No, that's Op's shit.

invadermaythe1st 35

Monday 3 February 2014 8:57

No.

Elric97 9

Monday 3 February 2014 2:30

Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"

JBChristian 47

Monday 3 February 2014 4:31

Plan B for sneaking out: #7.

annie_nk 22

Monday 3 February 2014 2:30

Last I checked, sneaking out actually involves going out. Of the house.

badmandilon 19

Monday 3 February 2014 2:42

Well, it depends, if you're going out of your room dressed as you're going out of the house, there's reason for suspicion. While if OP was dressed in pijamas the parents are just too imaginative, unless OP did sneak out of the house that way before.

buttcramp 21

Monday 3 February 2014 4:24

yeah the parents should have waited to hear OP going to open the door to go outside and theeen said something!

GuiLD15 7

Monday 3 February 2014 16:14

Well (assuming the OP has 2+ floors in their home), unless you're going to jump through the window, which I don't recommend, your bedroom door is the next step.

Enslaved 36

Monday 3 February 2014 2:32

Does your nightgown look like a party dress?

livinlifeCJ 4

Monday 3 February 2014 7:39

This comment is going to be awkward if OP's a dude.

HowieDoIt 21

Monday 3 February 2014 2:34

Take pics to prove it.

fmlxxsb 6

Monday 3 February 2014 2:43

really?

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Monday 3 February 2014 2:44

pics or it didn't happen

buttcramp 21

Monday 3 February 2014 4:23

pictures of what? human waste? no.. that's a little much.

stevothedevo 25

Tuesday 4 February 2014 18:42

That's ****** up

Dthsapprntc 23

Monday 3 February 2014 2:37

OP, I believe that the best solution here would be every time you have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, knock on your parents door and ask permission.

fmlxxsb 6

Monday 3 February 2014 2:44

no dont knock. just use their bathroom

mhterp90 17

Monday 3 February 2014 3:58

I think OP will be writing a new FML involving brain bleach if they they skip knocking.

rocker_chick105 31

Monday 3 February 2014 12:57

Sounds just like high school...

perdix 29

Monday 3 February 2014 2:42

Caught trying to bring on the midnight Cleveland Steamer, eh?

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