Transportation: Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood... - FML

By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:08

BLOWJOB ATTACK ACTIVATE

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:34

IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE

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capt_awesome1 11

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:08

look on the bright side, at least your getting some action ! :)

sammy92 0

Monday 14 February 2011 10:20

it's sad that she has to "trip" in order to get any action. poor girl :(

linhnguyen 0

Monday 14 February 2011 14:27

that hot and i want so action from u girl

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Monday 14 February 2011 23:06

agrees with 19

sammy92 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 10:57

thank u 38 haha

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:08

BLOWJOB ATTACK ACTIVATE

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:34

IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE

unidentified_sta 5

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Monday 14 February 2011 10:13

HNNNNGGG Male fainted.

takeapieandrun 9

Monday 14 February 2011 11:40

OP GOT WHITED OUT

elisababyxo 0

Monday 14 February 2011 13:33

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Rafid 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:56

so much win

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:11

you shouldn't make such specific excuses, no one will believe you.

WallyTheWombat 0

Monday 14 February 2011 14:18

If this happened to me on a woman's lap, I'd probably be slapped and called a perv. Ah, the good old double standard. Good thing I don't take the bus.

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:12

Sure you slipped. Oldest trick in the book.

atomicJ 0

Monday 14 February 2011 9:15

oh no I tripped! why you bullshittting!!!

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:18

Don't worry, I'm sure he didn't mind.

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:20

lol wow you "slipped"

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:23

ur picture is epic, lol.

LiliK_fml 21

Monday 4 April 2016 1:08

To be fair, it doesn't surprise me that she did because bus drivers in England aren't exactly the best.

whitedemon_fml 0

Monday 14 February 2011 9:22

whoops just happens to land on this spot but while I'm here might as well ;D lmao

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:23

lol it ok op I "slip" all the time!! hahaha jk

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Sunday 16 October 2011 4:22

Haha ps love ur hair

OrangeKnife 10

Monday 21 January 2013 5:02

You also "blow" by accident too right?

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Monday 14 February 2011 9:48

so that's how i got my first bj lol no joke. (not in a public bus tho)

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Monday 14 February 2011 11:24

what, a private bus?

coltonhaskin 0

Friday 18 March 2011 7:15

win^

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