By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 247
You deserved it 3 542

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BLOWJOB ATTACK ACTIVATE

IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE

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look on the bright side, at least your getting some action ! :)

it's sad that she has to "trip" in order to get any action. poor girl :(

that hot and i want so action from u girl

agrees with 19

thank u 38 haha

BLOWJOB ATTACK ACTIVATE

IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE

HNNNNGGG Male fainted.

OP GOT WHITED OUT

so much win

you shouldn't make such specific excuses, no one will believe you.

If this happened to me on a woman's lap, I'd probably be slapped and called a perv. Ah, the good old double standard. Good thing I don't take the bus.

Sure you slipped. Oldest trick in the book.

oh no I tripped! why you bullshittting!!!

Don't worry, I'm sure he didn't mind.

lol wow you "slipped"

ur picture is epic, lol.

To be fair, it doesn't surprise me that she did because bus drivers in England aren't exactly the best.

whoops just happens to land on this spot but while I'm here might as well ;D lmao

lol it ok op I "slip" all the time!! hahaha jk

Haha ps love ur hair

You also "blow" by accident too right?

so that's how i got my first bj lol no joke. (not in a public bus tho)