By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
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bekahshae 0

After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."

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lucaso86 0
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YAY for creepy boners

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Syrathia 0
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Oh god that sucks

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DSappy 0
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That's kinda hott, haha!!! x

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cucuto89 0

this isn't a fml

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justdancebbyx3 7

DOGGY STYLE Oh YEAH

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beaver27 0

i bet u liked it....a lot you probly woulda gotten a boner too

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Jotham 0
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Try turn and face him haha

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nikktherocker 0

This is actually a repost of an old FML, except the erection was in her back. Just about word for word.

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Rouge_Plague 0
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http://www.mylifeisg.com/story.php?id=29128

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epsTEinteCH9 0
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why do you know that? How often do you read this website?

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bipolaradhdfml 0
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#136 - So, in the thousands and thousand and thousands of 10 - 20 word FMLs on here, two similar situations happened to have very close wording? Nawww, impossible. Couldn't have been a coincidence. You're right, clearly they were just copying an old FML and changing the words. I mean, when has FML had two similar experiences with close wording before? Go back and count for me.

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no0000ob 0

ur fuken hilarious seriously crakin up

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FlexAdler 0

rogue_plague WINs so fucking hard.

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Fookmylyphe 0
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Best comment EVER.

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infinitii 0
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atleast someones day started off well ;)

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JYxforever 3
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hahhahahahahah XD FER SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SHE ENJOY THAT !

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megastarcitygirl 4

o

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pyroanarchist23 0
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shoulda gave him a lap dance

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vaya_aya 0
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No, you should have gotten off the train. Or at least pretend to get off. What's better? 20 mins of boner by stranger or 2 mins to wait for the next train? YTDI.

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menschmaschine5 0
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Depends on which train it was. It might be 20 minutes for the next train.

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will90 5
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92 I think he was the one "getting off"

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silly_kate 0
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#154; WIN!!!

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lucaso86 0
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YAY for creepy boners

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trakus 0

My worst nightmare. Im sorry man.

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riplikethat 0
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You actually imagine landing a guy's crotch or being in such situations? Also, he's a she.

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DarkskyFML 5
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Really, your WORST nightmare involves a random erection on the subway. You must have an interesting life.

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bekahshae 0

After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."

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JohnnyAppleseed 0

You got off or he got off?

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Person1233 12
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You should have violently spun around, causing his dick to snap :D

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kissmyAzz 0
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HAah! Num7 is the best comment! AHAAAAA

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no0000ob 0

lol!!!! smiley face killd it!!!!!!1

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T9FTW 20

lolwut.

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fangles 0
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Woo that sucks. You should have stomped on his toes until either the boner went away or he did.

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Jashie 18
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As OP said, there was no room. And what makes you think that stomping on anyone's foot is okay. Its not like you can control a boner easily

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oogyboogy 6

wow does it have enought periods in it

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Salim_fml 0
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You should have turned around and been like, "i would have been turned on my that but my pinky finger is bigger"

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