Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
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bekahshae
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After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."
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lucaso86
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YAY for creepy boners
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Syrathia
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Oh god that sucks
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DSappy
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That's kinda hott, haha!!! x
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cucuto89
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this isn't a fml
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justdancebbyx3
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DOGGY STYLE Oh YEAH
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beaver27
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i bet u liked it....a lot
you probly woulda gotten a boner too
you probly woulda gotten a boner too
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Jotham
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Try turn and face him haha
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nikktherocker
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This is actually a repost of an old FML, except the erection was in her back. Just about word for word.
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Rouge_Plague
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http://www.mylifeisg.com/story.php?id=29128
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epsTEinteCH9
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why do you know that? How often do you read this website?
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bipolaradhdfml
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#136 - So, in the thousands and thousand and thousands of 10 - 20 word FMLs on here, two similar situations happened to have very close wording? Nawww, impossible. Couldn't have been a coincidence. You're right, clearly they were just copying an old FML and changing the words. I mean, when has FML had two similar experiences with close wording before? Go back and count for me.
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no0000ob
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ur fuken hilarious
seriously crakin up
seriously crakin up
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FlexAdler
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rogue_plague WINs so fucking hard.
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Fookmylyphe
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Best comment EVER.
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infinitii
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atleast someones day started off well ;)
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JYxforever
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hahhahahahahah XD FER SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SHE ENJOY THAT !
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megastarcitygirl
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o
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pyroanarchist23
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shoulda gave him a lap dance
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vaya_aya
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No, you should have gotten off the train. Or at least pretend to get off. What's better? 20 mins of boner by stranger or 2 mins to wait for the next train? YTDI.
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menschmaschine5
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Depends on which train it was. It might be 20 minutes for the next train.
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will90
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92 I think he was the one "getting off"
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silly_kate
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#154; WIN!!!
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lucaso86
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YAY for creepy boners
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NataxChan
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ROFL.
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tingting1
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omg.. ew?
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charcharthunder
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dream come true
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trakus
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My worst nightmare. Im sorry man.
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riplikethat
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You actually imagine landing a guy's crotch or being in such situations?
Also, he's a she.
Also, he's a she.
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DarkskyFML
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Really, your WORST nightmare involves a random erection on the subway. You must have an interesting life.
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bekahshae
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After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."
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JohnnyAppleseed
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You got off or he got off?
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mushoo_fml
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WIN!
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Person1233
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You should have violently spun around, causing his dick to snap :D
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kissmyAzz
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HAah! Num7 is the best comment! AHAAAAA
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no0000ob
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lol!!!!
smiley face killd it!!!!!!1
smiley face killd it!!!!!!1
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T9FTW
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lolwut.
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fangles
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Woo that sucks. You should have stomped on his toes until either the boner went away or he did.
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Jashie
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As OP said, there was no room. And what makes you think that stomping on anyone's foot is okay. Its not like you can control a boner easily
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oogyboogy
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wow does it have enought periods in it
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Salim_fml
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You should have turned around and been like, "i would have been turned on my that but my pinky finger is bigger"