FML : Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was...

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Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By grossgross - / Saturday 26 September 2009 18:21 / United States

Transportation

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By bekahshae | 0

#588661 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:11

After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."

By lucaso86 | 0

#588647 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:04

YAY for creepy boners

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By Syrathia | 0

#588644 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:04

Oh god that sucks

DSappy | 0

#588865 - Sunday 27 September 2009 1:14

That's kinda hott, haha!!! x

cucuto89 | 0

#588876 - Sunday 27 September 2009 1:30

this isn't a fml

justdancebbyx3 | 7

#589145 - Sunday 27 September 2009 4:43

DOGGY STYLE Oh YEAH

beaver27 | 0

#589271 - Sunday 27 September 2009 6:49

i bet u liked it....a lot
you probly woulda gotten a boner too

Jotham | 0

#589450 - Sunday 27 September 2009 9:55

Try turn and face him haha

nikktherocker | 0

#590043 - Sunday 27 September 2009 19:53

This is actually a repost of an old FML, except the erection was in her back. Just about word for word.

Rouge_Plague | 0

#590323 - Sunday 27 September 2009 22:28

http://www.mylifeisg.com/story.php?id=29128

epsTEinteCH9 | 0

#590334 - Sunday 27 September 2009 22:35

why do you know that? How often do you read this website?

bipolaradhdfml | 0

#590588 - Monday 28 September 2009 1:00

#136 - So, in the thousands and thousand and thousands of 10 - 20 word FMLs on here, two similar situations happened to have very close wording? Nawww, impossible. Couldn't have been a coincidence. You're right, clearly they were just copying an old FML and changing the words. I mean, when has FML had two similar experiences with close wording before? Go back and count for me.

no0000ob | 0

#592724 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:38

ur fuken hilarious
seriously crakin up

FlexAdler | 0

#592733 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:41

rogue_plague WINs so fucking hard.

Fookmylyphe | 0

#592744 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:45

Best comment EVER.

infinitii | 0

#861119 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:25

atleast someones day started off well ;)

JYxforever | 3

#1013413 - Monday 31 May 2010 6:01

hahhahahahahah XD FER SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SHE ENJOY THAT !

megastarcitygirl | 4

#6713499 - Wednesday 16 November 2016 23:42

By pyroanarchist23 | 0

#588645 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:04

shoulda gave him a lap dance

vaya_aya | 0

#589081 - Sunday 27 September 2009 3:51

No, you should have gotten off the train. Or at least pretend to get off. What's better? 20 mins of boner by stranger or 2 mins to wait for the next train? YTDI.

menschmaschine5 | 0

#589194 - Sunday 27 September 2009 5:46

Depends on which train it was. It might be 20 minutes for the next train.

will90 | 5

#591213 - Monday 28 September 2009 7:50

92 I think he was the one "getting off"

silly_kate | 0

#592853 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:27

#154; WIN!!!

By lucaso86 | 0

#588647 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:04

YAY for creepy boners

NataxChan | 2

#592648 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:14

ROFL.

By tingting1 | 0

#588649 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:05

omg.. ew?

charcharthunder | 18

#6040017 - Sunday 17 August 2014 1:28

dream come true

By trakus | 0

#588659 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:08

My worst nightmare. Im sorry man.

riplikethat | 0

#588860 - Sunday 27 September 2009 1:09

You actually imagine landing a guy's crotch or being in such situations?

Also, he's a she.

DarkskyFML | 5

#5328787 - Friday 18 January 2013 0:55

Really, your WORST nightmare involves a random erection on the subway. You must have an interesting life.

By bekahshae | 0

#588661 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:11

After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."

JohnnyAppleseed | 0

#588782 - Sunday 27 September 2009 0:09

You got off or he got off?

mushoo_fml | 0

#589197 - Sunday 27 September 2009 5:47

WIN!

By Person1233 | 12

#588662 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:11

You should have violently spun around, causing his dick to snap :D

kissmyAzz | 0

#589852 - Sunday 27 September 2009 17:33

HAah! Num7 is the best comment! AHAAAAA

no0000ob | 0

#592732 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:41

lol!!!!
smiley face killd it!!!!!!1

T9FTW | 20

#5099794 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 5:20

lolwut.

By fangles | 0

#588671 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:13

Woo that sucks. You should have stomped on his toes until either the boner went away or he did.

Jashie | 18

#6294108 - Monday 18 May 2015 7:10

As OP said, there was no room. And what makes you think that stomping on anyone's foot is okay. Its not like you can control a boner easily

By oogyboogy | 6

#588673 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:14

wow does it have enought periods in it

By Salim_fml | 0

#588674 - Saturday 26 September 2009 23:14

You should have turned around and been like, "i would have been turned on my that but my pinky finger is bigger"

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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