By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 087
You deserved it 2 912

Same thing different taste

Top comments

zp5 4

"hi how are you doing-whoa! i am so sorry-whoa! that was an accident-whoa!..."

SixteenAndSOL 0


KarinaLizeth18 5

I thought this was hilarious! xD OP needs a sense of humor. :P

KarinaLizeth18 5

If the man would have done it by accident every time, then yes that would have been quite irritating, but he did it as a joke so I think OP should have taken it as a joke too and laughed it off. xD I know there are alot of sour people that would let this ruin their day, but I am not one of those people so I would have just laughed it off! :P

lol this reminds me of the surprise trust fall video they showed on tosh.o

KingDingALing 9

Acciddent or not, it would be really ******* annoying.

KiddNYC1O 20

I disagree, 23. If it was by was accident every time, I'd be laughing. If he was playing around the whole time, I'd make sure at the next stop I give him a swift kick in the ass as the doors are closing leaving his ass outside.

KarinaLizeth18 5

LOL 53.. If it was an accident I'd be more upset because a drunk idiot can't control himself. If it was a joke I'd laugh. >.< IDK i guess to each his/her own.. :P

KiddNYC1O 20

But the guy is drunk, rendering his control useless. That's funny to me lol

KarinaLizeth18 5

Point made :p .. Haha, drunken idiots are pretty funny, but this guy was on a bus. I'm straight edge so I get just a little upset when people are drunk in these settings. If he was at a party or at home then OK, but this guy was on a bus so it would irritate me. >.< Honestly this is a dead end conversation because I still think a joke would be more funny than some irresponsible, drunk moron that isn't considerate of others! xD

mintcar 9

FYL for having to stand next to a drunk man for 30 minutes.

WolfsGuns 0
Hgielad_720 0

Nahh. :) If I was a "grammar wizard" then I would've corrected that whole damn sentence. Lol

Hgielad_720 0

Thanks for clarifying that. It makes so much more sense now. :) And apparently the OP does. She was probably secretly enjoying it.

UK buses people, impossible to get off... >.<

Hgielad_720 0

Haha I was being sarcastic. I was just trying to be nice about it though. :)

hahaha I don't know if OP deserved it or not, but the drunk guy is a crack up!