By must.not.itch. - 02/06/2012 23:25 - United States - Hayward

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 765
You deserved it 3 193

Same thing different taste

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Changing the sheets sounds like a good plan eh?

Rainbowbright99 4

Woooo hoooo big boobs! (and tasty nipples to boot!)

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379_fml 11

Hmm which way should I vote? How do the sores look?

I'm surprised nobody has posted this but, Pics or it didn't happen!!!

Must have had big boobies to begin with, cuz bed bugs go after the fatty part of ur body true story lol google it :)

himynameischeese 6
Llamacod 11

I'm thinking that if your boobies can grow a size from nipple swelling you must must have really tiny booblets, not even categorized as boobies

Llamacod 11

maybe not, I hear that bed bug eradication can be very expensive

littlemsweirdo 12

Hell, better than getting breast surgery !