Miscellaneous: Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of....

By Kurda - 23/05/2015 02:26 - United States - Wallburg

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

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By Becks - 07/09/2020 23:01

Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Austin

Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By paytonallyce - 03/10/2016 02:32 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a bug bite on my boob. I scratched it so much it started bleeding so I put a bandaid on it. Turns out the band-aid had latex in it and I got an allergic reaction to it. The bug bite is still bleeding and the top half of my boob is swollen. FML

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Snug as a bug…

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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By Arachnaphobic - 22/11/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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amberr_harperr 15

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:37

Just imagine the pain it went through. Death by suffocation of boob.

chocolatelover96 14

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:38

At least the bug died happy OP :)

Comments

amberr_harperr 15

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:37

Just imagine the pain it went through. Death by suffocation of boob.

Dingodile_fml 11

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:42

I could think of worse ways to die ;)

mohamed_H 21

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:50

Bug: totally worth it ?

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Saturday 23 May 2015 21:36

Maybe it wasn't suffocated. It may have drowned in boob sweat.

shadowshalf 8

Saturday 23 May 2015 22:37

1000 ways to die

XxxMiseryxxX_fml 10

Sunday 24 May 2015 0:15

That's how I want to die

Gillett 23

Sunday 24 May 2015 2:20

Yes#55, Yes!

JohnYio 6

Tuesday 26 May 2015 2:54

There's a malay ghost that does that

becauseracecar 3

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:38

Best way to die

lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 24 May 2015 9:07

Dying right now because this FML was stolen... -_-

funkypenguin 7

Monday 25 May 2015 17:55

Breast way to die*

chocolatelover96 14

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:38

At least the bug died happy OP :)

shemademedoit 20

Monday 25 May 2015 11:59

her boobs must be numb if she didn't felt the bug

chocolatelover96 14

Monday 25 May 2015 17:10

#97, as a woman, trust me when I say that we can go hours without realising something has fallen into our cleavage. I had a similar experience with a small spider

Thomas_The_Dank 6

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:38

At least he went peacefully :p

joelp232 17

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:38

possibly the best way to die

e_is_for_eli 12

Saturday 23 May 2015 22:39

it's the breast way to die

WafflePunch 11

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:39

Not the worst way to go.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:39

Apparently boobs can be used as weapons two ways

MrConcise 34

Saturday 23 May 2015 22:19

Austin Powers begs to differ, racking up the count to three with boobie machine guns.

MrConcise 34

Sunday 24 May 2015 15:53

I'm so disappointed nobody caught the rack pun. Or maybe they did and it wasn't as clever as I thought.

Nagas 4

Sunday 24 May 2015 19:44

Was about to say about the rack pun, and saw your other comment. It's pretty groovy

ber4fun 23

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:40

Better a warm boob than a hard shoe.

Yolomcswaggin420 17

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:40

Well I guess that's what you call a flat out coincidence

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:40

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

DFMLharsh 20

Saturday 23 May 2015 20:09

Logically, the bug would want to be breast-fed. The bug was hungry and wanted to breast-feed is just wrong my friend. Kindly roll over in shame, please.

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 23 May 2015 23:36

Being breast-fed implies the mother would be willing to have a bug on her nipple. Wanting to breast-feed doesn't need to be consensual. As in the case of a bug. As such, I stand by my original statement.