FML : Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug...

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Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Kurda - / Saturday 23 May 2015 02:26 / United States - Wallburg

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By amberr_harperr | 15

#6299227 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:37

Just imagine the pain it went through. Death by suffocation of boob.

By chocolatelover96 | 14

#6299229 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:38

At least the bug died happy OP :)

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By amberr_harperr | 15

#6299227 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:37

Just imagine the pain it went through. Death by suffocation of boob.

Dingodile_fml | 11

#6299241 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:42

I could think of worse ways to die ;)

mohamed_H | 21

#6299249 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:50

Bug: totally worth it ?

JohnTheDonJuan | 11

#6299325 - Saturday 23 May 2015 21:36

Maybe it wasn't suffocated. It may have drowned in boob sweat.

shadowshalf | 8

#6299355 - Saturday 23 May 2015 22:37

1000 ways to die

XxxMiseryxxX_fml | 10

#6299433 - Sunday 24 May 2015 0:15

That's how I want to die

Gillett | 23

#6299551 - Sunday 24 May 2015 2:20

Yes#55, Yes!

JohnYio | 6

#6301620 - Tuesday 26 May 2015 2:54

There's a malay ghost that does that

By becauseracecar | 3

#6299228 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:38

Best way to die

lexiieeex3 | 32

#6299851 - Sunday 24 May 2015 9:07

Dying right now because this FML was stolen... -_-

funkypenguin | 7

#6301130 - Monday 25 May 2015 17:55

Breast way to die*

By chocolatelover96 | 14

#6299229 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:38

At least the bug died happy OP :)

shemademedoit | 20

#6300918 - Monday 25 May 2015 11:59

her boobs must be numb if she didn't felt the bug

chocolatelover96 | 14

#6301106 - Monday 25 May 2015 17:10

#97, as a woman, trust me when I say that we can go hours without realising something has fallen into our cleavage. I had a similar experience with a small spider

By Thomas_The_Dank | 6

#6299230 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:38

At least he went peacefully :p

By joelp232 | 17

#6299231 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:38

possibly the best way to die

e_is_for_eli | 12

#6299357 - Saturday 23 May 2015 22:39

it's the breast way to die

By WafflePunch | 11

#6299232 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:39

Not the worst way to go.

By WCARlover | 34

#6299233 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:39

Apparently boobs can be used as weapons two ways

MrConcise | 34

#6299340 - Saturday 23 May 2015 22:19

Austin Powers begs to differ, racking up the count to three with boobie machine guns.

MrConcise | 34

#6300026 - Sunday 24 May 2015 15:53

I'm so disappointed nobody caught the rack pun. Or maybe they did and it wasn't as clever as I thought.

Nagas | 4

#6300280 - Sunday 24 May 2015 19:44

Was about to say about the rack pun, and saw your other comment. It's pretty groovy

By ber4fun | 23

#6299234 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:40

Better a warm boob than a hard shoe.

By Yolomcswaggin420 | 17

#6299235 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:40

Well I guess that's what you call a flat out coincidence

By Zebediabolical | 36

#6299236 - Saturday 23 May 2015 19:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

DFMLharsh | 20

#6299273 - Saturday 23 May 2015 20:09

Logically, the bug would want to be breast-fed. The bug was hungry and wanted to breast-feed is just wrong my friend.
Kindly roll over in shame, please.

Zebediabolical | 36

#6299385 - Saturday 23 May 2015 23:36

Being breast-fed implies the mother would be willing to have a bug on her nipple. Wanting to breast-feed doesn't need to be consensual. As in the case of a bug. As such, I stand by my original statement.