Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
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amberr_harperr
| 15
Just imagine the pain it went through. Death by suffocation of boob.
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chocolatelover96
| 14
At least the bug died happy OP :)
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amberr_harperr
| 15
Just imagine the pain it went through. Death by suffocation of boob.
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Dingodile_fml
| 11
I could think of worse ways to die ;)
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mohamed_H
| 21
Bug: totally worth it ?
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JohnTheDonJuan
| 11
Maybe it wasn't suffocated. It may have drowned in boob sweat.
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shadowshalf
| 8
1000 ways to die
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XxxMiseryxxX_fml
| 10
That's how I want to die
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Gillett
| 23
Yes#55, Yes!
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JohnYio
| 6
There's a malay ghost that does that
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becauseracecar
| 3
Best way to die
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lexiieeex3
| 32
Dying right now because this FML was stolen... -_-
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funkypenguin
| 7
Breast way to die*
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chocolatelover96
| 14
At least the bug died happy OP :)
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shemademedoit
| 20
her boobs must be numb if she didn't felt the bug
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chocolatelover96
| 14
#97, as a woman, trust me when I say that we can go hours without realising something has fallen into our cleavage. I had a similar experience with a small spider
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Thomas_The_Dank
| 6
At least he went peacefully :p
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joelp232
| 17
possibly the best way to die
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e_is_for_eli
| 12
it's the breast way to die
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WafflePunch
| 11
Not the worst way to go.
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WCARlover
| 34
Apparently boobs can be used as weapons two ways
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MrConcise
| 34
Austin Powers begs to differ, racking up the count to three with boobie machine guns.
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MrConcise
| 34
I'm so disappointed nobody caught the rack pun. Or maybe they did and it wasn't as clever as I thought.
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Nagas
| 4
Was about to say about the rack pun, and saw your other comment. It's pretty groovy
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ber4fun
| 23
Better a warm boob than a hard shoe.
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Yolomcswaggin420
| 17
Well I guess that's what you call a flat out coincidence
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Zebediabolical
| 37
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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DFMLharsh
| 20
Logically, the bug would want to be breast-fed. The bug was hungry and wanted to breast-feed is just wrong my friend.
Kindly roll over in shame, please.
Kindly roll over in shame, please.
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Zebediabolical
| 37
Being breast-fed implies the mother would be willing to have a bug on her nipple. Wanting to breast-feed doesn't need to be consensual. As in the case of a bug. As such, I stand by my original statement.
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johhnyboy39
| 11
It's a bug it doesn't breast feed since it's not a mammal