By Kurda - 23/05/2015 02:26 - United States - Wallburg

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
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amberr_harperr 15
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Just imagine the pain it went through. Death by suffocation of boob.

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chocolatelover96 14
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At least the bug died happy OP :)

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amberr_harperr 15
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Just imagine the pain it went through. Death by suffocation of boob.

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Dingodile_fml 11
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I could think of worse ways to die ;)

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mohamed_H 21
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Bug: totally worth it ?

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Maybe it wasn't suffocated. It may have drowned in boob sweat.

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shadowshalf 8
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1000 ways to die

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XxxMiseryxxX_fml 10

That's how I want to die

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JohnYio 6
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There's a malay ghost that does that

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lexiieeex3 32

Dying right now because this FML was stolen... -_-

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funkypenguin 7
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Breast way to die*

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chocolatelover96 14
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At least the bug died happy OP :)

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shemademedoit 20
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her boobs must be numb if she didn't felt the bug

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chocolatelover96 14
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#97, as a woman, trust me when I say that we can go hours without realising something has fallen into our cleavage. I had a similar experience with a small spider

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Thomas_The_Dank 6
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At least he went peacefully :p

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joelp232 17
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possibly the best way to die

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e_is_for_eli 12
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it's the breast way to die

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WafflePunch 11
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Not the worst way to go.

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WCARlover 34
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Apparently boobs can be used as weapons two ways

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MrConcise 34
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Austin Powers begs to differ, racking up the count to three with boobie machine guns.

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MrConcise 34
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I'm so disappointed nobody caught the rack pun. Or maybe they did and it wasn't as clever as I thought.

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Nagas 4
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Was about to say about the rack pun, and saw your other comment. It's pretty groovy

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ber4fun 23

Better a warm boob than a hard shoe.

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Yolomcswaggin420 17
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Well I guess that's what you call a flat out coincidence

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Zebediabolical 39
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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DFMLharsh 20
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Logically, the bug would want to be breast-fed. The bug was hungry and wanted to breast-feed is just wrong my friend. Kindly roll over in shame, please.

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Zebediabolical 39
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Being breast-fed implies the mother would be willing to have a bug on her nipple. Wanting to breast-feed doesn't need to be consensual. As in the case of a bug. As such, I stand by my original statement.

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johhnyboy39 11

It's a bug it doesn't breast feed since it's not a mammal

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