9 to 5, what a way to not make a living

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 18:01 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I excitedly went to check this week's paycheck, only to see that I only received $9.00. This isn't a mistake, this is really what I make. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33

So... did you only work an hour, not check your contract/discuss your pay before starting your job, or did mommy and daddy say you've been a good boy this week?

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core01 30

Is the gov grabbing your income (child support, back taxes, etc)? Or are you one of Nikes child laborers? Need more context.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

So... did you only work an hour, not check your contract/discuss your pay before starting your job, or did mommy and daddy say you've been a good boy this week?

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randybryant799 20

So obviously you worked like an hour.

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Grizz8831 14

you need more hours bud... I don't know what the wages are like where you are, but you need more than 1-2 hours of work a pay cheque before you complain about pay... find a more reliable job or ask for more hours.

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RichardPencil 30

At least you have "free" health care. Did you accidentally elect to contribute 95% to your 401(k) or equivalent?

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core01 30

Is the gov grabbing your income (child support, back taxes, etc)? Or are you one of Nikes child laborers? Need more context.

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EBrogen 12

That $2.13 an hour does disappear when taxes are taken out for credit card tips.

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rotflqtms_ 21

I have a feeling you started like an hour before the new pay period and won't get this week's pay until next check. (depending on biweekly or weekly checks)

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