By huh - 02/06/2012 20:31 - United Kingdom - Troon

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML
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ZX6Rninja 0

Sounds like they were the ones who had a glorious morning.


that actually reminds me of suit life on decks Woody character, and an image i wish i never imagined.

No, silly! Her husband!!

soccergurrll 8

Oh my god no. Thanks for the image #14

ikr, i wish i wouldnt have thought of it either #scarredforlife

Ohhhh.... Giggity

TarieBoo 2

22- don't expect to get thumbed up if you put those kind of comments out._.

Damn_Hippster 11

I wonder if it was a threesome and Buzz Lightyear was there...

So your mom was bullseye and your dad was woody

skullofdarkness 18

No, woody the wood pecker. :)

togahanavee 1

Your my favorite deputy!

Toy Story is a meditation on the sexual awakening of a young boy. Andy's favourire toy, Woody, goes limp when he sees the likes of Bo Beep. At this moment, enters Buzz Lightyear, an electrical toy designed to bring you to infinity and beyond. Woody's life becomes better.

Nononononono. Woody is a petname for one of her toys. Woody and Buzz. Makes sense, people. ;D

Someone poisoned the water hole!

Oh sweet Jesus. I'm sorry OP. Once in health class Ann our health nurse brought in "Woody" the wooden penis. It was disturbing. Yet humorous.

ThisBeAUsername 6

TOY Story. *Ba Dum Tiss*

rcgirl2 11

#14- OHGODWHY...

Gah, I now have the image in my head. DX CURSE YOU PIXAR!

raider27 7

I guess we know where his snake is at...

Keattles 14

97 - a nurse did that for my class too, back in grade 10! She called it "woody" too!

Leadamp 7

There's a snake in my boot!

MrBrightside21 20

119 - Sounds like there's a snake in OP's mom's 'boot.'

14- I could have gone my entire life without seeing that image.

It's another way to say boner

KingCeltic77 18

Sex Toy Story

Toy Story was the first thing I thought of. haha. Apparently I'm not the only one.

jkozzy 8

Does woody refer to his name or his....?

Jewlz1162 5

You read my mind

alshygirl 14

I would say his...

NoisyNykkii 10


imcutefml 0

His johnson?

King Snake...... lol Two and a half men.....

I'm going to guess and say that is what she named his dick. So unoriginal though.

71- Unoriginal? So what would be an original name to give to a dick?

nofearjenshere 12

Woody wanted to put his morning wood to use.

That was a little rude. You don't know men's minds do you? Men don't think original

Banana49 12

I found that mean but realized it made sense so

CoolRainbowdash 15

Slinky Dog?

73 Well I named my ex bf jigger (it's not retarded there is a story behind it) but yea my first comment came off a little rude, sorry.

Jigger? Really that is the best you could come up with.

My ex named mine Tiger lol

127- hey dont hate lol! yes I know it sounds really stupid but like I said there is a story behind the name :)

Your only 16 and you naming penises jigger and shit.. Smh.

ZX6Rninja 0

Sounds like they were the ones who had a glorious morning.

luckyd880 12

No sillys. She named her vibrator woody

Dr0reos 8

was i the only one that found the fact that the guys name was "Woody" hilarious

BunchieRules 31

53 - I also find it humorous, but I don't think Woody is referring to his real name. They could very well be insinuating something else, like some of the other commenters have suggested...

42- No her vibrator is named buzz. Woody is her dildo.

Not so much a glorious morning, as morning glory...

RedPillSucks 31

Glory hole?

She's boning your childhood toys

"You got a friend in me" ...

Infamous_Hawk 6


That definitely kills childhood memories!

Mommy gets really excited watching toy story(;

Mommy's just playing with her toys, buzz and woody. :) don't be scared.

Please tell me Woody is your father

perdix 29

Your mom's banging a cartoon woodpecker? Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha!

SkateboardGirl88 11

Ha! I see what you did there!

SystemofaBlink41 27

I'm guessing your dad's name isn't Woody...

iloveryan052710 8

Well even if it is the dad, she wouldn't call him dad so you can't really assume anything.

Not to mention that hearing your mother and father having loud passionate sex, would still be horrifying, regardless of his name.