Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
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Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Tell her it's okay, because your dad is your favorite! :)
mnblkjpoi 0
my brothers the favorite too.
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Comments (101)
sara_saturday 5
stoopid younger siblings, always taking your toys and parent's affection
X_Codes 11
She probably said it because you were acting like a brat.
daydreamer244 13
OMFG same here but my parents wouldnt say it to my face. :( so sorry
HIM_Becile 0
my momma always told me life was like a box of chocolates...
mrsvickybear 9
D: ouch
IGotNippleRings 4
Don't get butthurt about it, the youngest is always the favorite.
joshuastepen 0
That is true, lml. I'm the youngest
Carlie_McCartney 1
No, I doubt it. She was probably trying to satisfy your little brother in a hurry :P
R_shellyRdgz 0
lol thats messed up !
Mipz 2
it's always the younger one. until they're both in highschool and the older one gets good grades and the younger one gets an std...what?
udontknome 0
Im an only child... They are stuck with me as their fave. >:)