Kids: Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the...

By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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Same thing different taste

By petty petty petty - 08/09/2017 16:00

Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML

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Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Tone police

By Firstborn - 16/05/2017 19:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I got into a major fight with my parents over my younger brother stealing from me. Their response was to get angry at me for my "tone" with them. My brother is 18 with an obvious drug problem, but my tone is the problem. FML

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Narcissistic

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 06:00 - Canada - Dundas

Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML

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Stay out of my life

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML

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Solid case for the defense

By DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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Saturday 30 July 2011 6:22

Tell her it's okay, because your dad is your favorite! :)

mnblkjpoi 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:21

my brothers the favorite too.

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sara_saturday 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 11:05

stoopid younger siblings, always taking your toys and parent's affection

X_Codes 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 11:17

She probably said it because you were acting like a brat.

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 30 July 2011 11:20

OMFG same here but my parents wouldnt say it to my face. :( so sorry

HIM_Becile 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 11:45

my momma always told me life was like a box of chocolates...

mrsvickybear 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:02

D: ouch

IGotNippleRings 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 13:28

Don't get butthurt about it, the youngest is always the favorite.

joshuastepen 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:22

That is true, lml. I'm the youngest

Carlie_McCartney 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:47

No, I doubt it. She was probably trying to satisfy your little brother in a hurry :P

R_shellyRdgz 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:18

lol thats messed up !

Mipz 2

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:29

it's always the younger one. until they're both in highschool and the older one gets good grades and the younger one gets an std...what?

udontknome 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:40

Im an only child... They are stuck with me as their fave. >:)

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