By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 00:31 - United States
Same thing different taste
By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 00:46 - United States - Kerman
Kinder stranger
By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona
Overreaction
By sadie - 01/04/2021 23:00
By abi_vet_student - 13/02/2009 12:42 - United Kingdom
Another happy customer
By SupermarketSally - 25/11/2016 13:45 - Australia - Perth
Face it!
By MooCow - 13/07/2011 03:13 - United States
By ddriver100 - 05/06/2019 18:00
By sumerflame07 - 01/12/2010 20:18 - United States
What's the deal with handbags?
By Clumsy - 18/03/2022 02:00
By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier
Top comments
Comments
was she hot
hot, im still trying to find a place that sells bagged milk
sad
That has to be the weirdest thing ever.FYL
i would be honored
Could have been worse. You could have been walking TO work. D:
A fourteen year old girl can just walk up to you and dump milk on your head? Either you're really short or you need Kung Fu lessons.
so lactose ppl are the atheist? lol
Gotta love it when that happens.
Hey 35... I need some milk for my next baptism. Gimme a hand? Or a boob... either will do
Bitches ruin life.
what a badass
So let me get this straight-- the person who poured milk on OP called herself a Cow Master? Either that girl is really good with cows or she just likes to torment strangers while stating the fact that she's fat. (I'm not talking about OP, btw, for all you confused people who tend to read things wrong -.-)
Pee on her.
look on the bright side, at least you didn't have an allergic reaction to it.
^^^ including you.
At least OP was was home from work and not to work. That would've been an awkward explanation....
That happens a lot these days
those damn kids struck again...
#3- what happens a lot nowadays?? people getting baptized by cow masters?
it should be 'the masterbaiter' you tool
it should be 'the masterbaiter' you tool
I know that girl! she's my best friend
I think she likes you.
you are now cowithiest. congrats
Do you want to join?
dude, she was baptized, she's cowthalic
Can I join your religion!? :)
Sure! Meet me at Dairy Queen tomarrow at 10, and I'll baptise you.
i was first!
no one gives a shit
I wish I was baptized in milk instead of that water stuff it just doesn't taste the same!
I wonder if I'm the only one on this site who hasn't been baptized..
No 43, I wasn't either. I'm Jewish.
Now I feel like this: Am I the only one here that's been baptized? lmao.
why was all This put on my comment? it has nothing to so with what I said.
umm did u notice we are both #88
oops sorry iPod messed up and showed your number and mine ass 88
nahh I was baptized!!
64 - Does smoking also cause ugly ass facial hair?! D:
iPods glitch EVERYTHING. O.o
"that water stuff" nice one. The pope just rolled over in his bed.
May the pasteurization be with you.
what about me ;,(
He's cutee(;
Oh look I'm being hit on by a random person on the Internet! How flattering! Jk.
this comment made my day :) lol nice job
You make me love the world and all it's inhabitants...
Teenyboppers are going insane from listening to Justin Beiber and reading Twilight.
we're *twitch* not as insane as you tink we are **twitch twitch**
see it's funny because the twitching contradicts what she says. Oh sarcasm will kill me one day
Well, instead of a sparkly vegetarian fairy and a werewolf that rips off his shirt every scene, it's now a little boy(with inverted penis)/girl (that Michael Jackson* himself would enjoy) with no singing talent that makes girls horny. What is the world coming to? *Michael Jackson, R.I.P. good sir. No offense intended for putting you in the same sentence as Justin Bieber.
Are you lactose intolerant? cause that may be a problem
you know what this reminded me of? "with RAC insurance, you're never without a car" otherwise, lol
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
May the pasteurization be with you.
That happens a lot these days