Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
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Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Tell her it's okay, because your dad is your favorite! :)
mnblkjpoi 0
my brothers the favorite too.
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wrenavery90 12
She was serious because she wanted you to shut up. It doesn't mean she meant it.