Kids: Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the...

By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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Same thing different taste

By petty petty petty - 08/09/2017 16:00

Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML

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Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Tone police

By Firstborn - 16/05/2017 19:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I got into a major fight with my parents over my younger brother stealing from me. Their response was to get angry at me for my "tone" with them. My brother is 18 with an obvious drug problem, but my tone is the problem. FML

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Narcissistic

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 06:00 - Canada - Dundas

Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML

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Stay out of my life

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML

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Solid case for the defense

By DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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hannahtaskey 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:22

Tell her it's okay, because your dad is your favorite! :)

mnblkjpoi 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:21

my brothers the favorite too.

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KattAlex 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:21

I'm my mothers favorite and my older brother is our dads. So, it all works out.

kayla9624 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:20

Omg tht happens to me everyday I'm the only girl and my mom always says my seven year old brother is her fave. And if he's bad or she's mad at me or just wants a good laugh she says I'm her fave. So he goes up to me and punches me in the boob. Tht little sucker can punch -_-

aidan5544 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 17:49

Tell her to go choke on a ******* *****

KristenWallen 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 2:15

It's nothing personal, OP. The younger siblings are the favorites in most cases. It's not because they're better than you or anything. It's just because, well, kids are cuter. And they always will be. People are naturally drawn to cute kids, rather than the eldest kid. It's always been that way.

kei1108 13

Thursday 15 March 2012 7:20

Why would you fight over something like that?! And also, don't let your mom be so abusive to you.

zzzmonkey 5

Friday 1 June 2012 21:57

Parents always like the youngest better... At least they don't totally hate you

babe7260 30

Monday 4 June 2012 9:28

Brutal! So sorry that happened! Ouch eh?

rockgirl7 2

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:49

Ya, my younger brother's the favorite too. I feel you.

IVEATEEWA 1

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:38

What a piece of shit mom!

Euronymous93 29

Wednesday 21 August 2013 4:38

My younger brother used to be the favorite until he started smoking pot and being really disrespectful. Now I'm the favorite because I've got my shit together and I'm graduating high school this year.