Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and me. It started with, "I love you", and ended with,"You and your brother were mistakes." FML
Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
hannahtaskey 9
Tell her it's okay, because your dad is your favorite! :)
mnblkjpoi 0
my brothers the favorite too.
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Comments (101)
getjackedd 0
yeah I have four in my family.my mom likes all of em but me....
ReP2189 4
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Black_Letter 19
Great comment. Psych
kkatzlove 10
Your mom's a bitch.
jren207 24
At least she was honest...
linnie_wesker 20
YDI for fighting over something that stupid. You sound like my older sister, who's 24 and lazes around all day because she's convinced she's a little princess and our parents will support her forever. Seriously, grow up. Your brother probably hates you.
crystalrain17 14
Then the brother deserves to hear something mean said to him too, if OP does, since they were both fighting about it. You obviously have had a charmed life, linnie_wesker, since you said something that incredibly stupid and callous. Get off the site, you terrible, terrible person.
SadinSherman 16
I am glad I am the only child
O_omangashiz2011 3
they might prefer another one...
MMachina1 0
Take that as a sign to be a better daughter then! J/K FYL!
tookietookie123 5
There's always next lifetime...
codypops 1
I doubt she was serious just acting it to shut you guys up
Black_Letter 19
I feel your pain, my younger brother is the favorite too :(