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When there's a double rainbow, the devil beats his wife and the girl he's cheating on her with, simultaneously. :0

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114 jazzo, I don't know why you're getting thumbed down. I always heard it as that expression too. (sun showers)

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....the op is the devil, and his wife married the devil. Get it,? She's telling get daughter she gets beat

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44- My biology teacher. But, before their marriage, his name was Stan and he was just an average banker. Unfortunately, her evilocity forever changed him. His name is now Satan because it sounds more sinister.

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Wow OP you fucking idiot that's not even web the devil beats his wife! He beats his when the sun is out when it is snowing

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First of all-spell check, please! Second-this isnt about WHY the devil beat his wife, it's about a crazy bitch mom telling her kid that PERIOD! Stupid F*cking people

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Worse thing is that isn't even the proper occasion for that saying... That "expression" comes from a long time ago and is used when there is rain and sunlight at the same time.

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That's an actual saying? How odd... Maybe she's not a heartless psycho, just a very confused woman who says inappropriately violent things to small children.

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I hope you change your picture soon 54. I don't think the FML team allows nudity, and I can clearly see a nipple. Wouldn't want you to get banned dearie, I love all my comrades in FML.

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Instead of that saying I was always told that when it was sunny and also rained it was a monkey's wedding... Much more age appropriate if you ask me :)

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I was told that when it rains and it's sunny the witches come out and fly around looking for kids to eat( this isn't a joke)

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This was supposed to be in response to #27: Thank you....That's indeed the worst thing about this FML. My father once said, when the sun was out and rain was falling, "The devil's beating his wife with a frying pan," but he explained that it was just something he heard as a child.

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To be fair, rainbows are only created when there's sunlight in the rain, so one is simply an adaptation of the other and equally valid, yet bad to be telling small kids.

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Lol I was about to comment that the child would henceforth freak out at the sight of skittles when i saw your comment

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