By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 642
You deserved it 3 137

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You shouldn't have married her in the first place.

Uh oh. Better lawyer up.


Uh oh. Better lawyer up.

Or better yet, go see a marriage counsellor

Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter "A", for Alimony!

Its so hard to be single daughters these days OP! I feel her pain!

That really doesn't make any sense. If she was single why would she ask for a divorce?

It was also just a joke.

Hopefully no kids have to be separated, or were born to begin with.

Siamese twins.

You shouldn't have married her in the first place.

divorce? thems big words fer a 1st grader...

Did I miss where op said her daughter was on 1st grade??

#15 you didn't really miss it... it's an old hillbilly/redneck joke

#4: Best FML comment ever witten :D .

There are plenty of other fish in the sea… depending on how many other kids you have.

ndnpride88 25

Well that's a little childish

how depressing

dsmithds7 13

It's not you OP, she's probably just going through a rough time in life right now. 1st grade is getting harder and harder.

She just needs some space to think about her life. And take half of OP's stuff.

do you have a solid pre nup?

Tell her you get half her stuffed animals