Funny guy

By stillembarrassed - 06/08/2013 17:01 - United Kingdom

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML
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CueTheMusic 22

I would tell him that his services are no longer required at your place. What an ass.

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CueTheMusic 22

I would tell him that his services are no longer required at your place. What an ass.

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hallix 21

"Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty ****!" "Your services are no longer required." "Stop playing hard to get, you dirty ****!"

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T9FTW 20

Oh, I was thinking spray him in the eyes and kick him in the grapes, but your way's more sensible.

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Nevermind212 11

Or just keep the Window close and start to get naked. The poor guy will be in a bad bad situation

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ZingZilla 8

Yes because getting naked would defiantly mean she is not a ****.

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Wizardo 33

He thinks he's living a **** stars life, next time just open your window and see a man fly... temporarily.

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Pwn17 25

Don't take any offense, he's just a ******* idiot.

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K410 18

Well he can't be very smart for someone who has to wash windows for a living :p

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barfcannon 24

I wash windows. I'm putting myself through school debt free on it.

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norotors 16

Pwn71 I just want to let you know you have incredible taste in music. Sorry for creeping on your bio. On topic, I didn't know there are residential window washers. Must be a uk thing.

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Llama_Face89 33

There's a message service for that kinda thing.

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demonmonkey 13

48, ever had a dirty **** put on a show for you?

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barfcannon 24

#91 You'd be surprised. An astonishing amount of people seem to think being naked in their own home is ok.

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Sir_Loin257 4

It's not his fault window washers get all the ladies he just thought you were another woman who wanted him for his immense salary

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miyaviichan 27

I giggled like a little kid at that. Pretty good transient humor.

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yourmurderscenex 13

I'm always looking for the next sexy window washer. oh yeahhh. ;)

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Llama_Face89 33

.........If that's the case I'm totally a window washer!

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Melix 31

Maybe he said that to feel better about himself

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CrissyyyS2 22

Tell him to shut up and enjoy the show!

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redbandit9877 12

Sounds like he was looking for attention or something.

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