Yeah... Hoping you get those stressors relieved soon OP

I hope things turn around for OP too! This was a double whammy and a definite FYL..

Monkeys are real

no way she deserves it for believing a bodywash could relieve stress

Stress is all in your head, if you actually believe that the body wash can relieve stress it will.

OP, what were you thinking? Your LAST 4 dollars? It couldn't be spent in a better way? Like food? You will get hungry, and body wash doesn't feed you! A good way to save money is to stop buying stuff like that! I realize it can work, but it's not worth your LAST 4 dollars! And I know, cut backs suck. But you've got to prioritize! I'm really sorry that you're down in your luck. Things can get better, but not if you pursue comfort over needs...

...what does that even mean?

Here's to getting buried with you. Another example of sarcasm down the drain. They may catch on, someday.

Personally, I thought #4's comment was clever @#29, it's a play on words in that he's so broke, he couldn't afford to "pay" anything. In this case, he couldn't "pay" attention

Thank you #46 for explaining this to all the nitwits who never would have understood otherwise. Well done #4, I enjoyed it a lot.

Well that comment didn't go over well haha

Not even cream could take that bad pun away

I've heard there's a button for that...