By Anonymous - Czech Republic - Ceska
  Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
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  metaphoristic  |  8

"slap me from a 45 degree angle using your thumb, middle finger, ring finger, pinky and palm. Remove your palm with a 70% higher velocity than your fingers. Repeat three times."

  ntd309  |  14

Yeah but it wasnt like he was taunting her sayin "i bet u cant hurt me"... Basically, he asked her to rough him up. Why would she rough him up to the extent that they stop having sex so he can go to the hospital?? A palm smack to the cheek wouldve been just fine!

  divadro102  |  16

Slapping in sex can get pretty hard and hurtful and some people love that. She only forgot the ring and slit his face. But was the diamond facing down?