By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 20:54 - Czech Republic - Ceska
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Ouch. I'm sorry OP. Maybe find some other way to spice up things... a safer one
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Show it anywayLOL. That's what you get for asking! Haha that's hilarious. +1 to favorites!
50 shades? More like 50 stitches, am I right guys?
Any body else wondering if he finished before going to the hospital?
Well OP did ask for it.
68 - I was wondering the same.
i was playing pokemon when i read that
be more specific next time, maybe?
cute af :p
How can you get more specific? He told his wife to hit him so she did. I think that's pretty specific. Just sayin.
well if someone said 'hit me' I wouldn't expect them to be meaning in the face. so "just sayin"
okay...
53, maybe try not being so rude? While you're at it, look up what a duck face is...
you'll have your opinions, I'll have mine.. get over it now and back off with the rudeness. thanks.
Well it is possible she changed her picture before the rest of you had the chance to comment. But either way I'm on her side.
OP's wife used ring slap It's super effective!
Hey! I'm supposed to be doing those :(
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Show it anywayWhy OP asked her to do it
Yeah but it wasnt like he was taunting her sayin "i bet u cant hurt me"... Basically, he asked her to rough him up. Why would she rough him up to the extent that they stop having sex so he can go to the hospital?? A palm smack to the cheek wouldve been just fine!
Slapping in sex can get pretty hard and hurtful and some people love that. She only forgot the ring and slit his face. But was the diamond facing down?
Maybe she backhanded him instead of the ring being turned backwards.
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Show it anywayLong story short: I messed up on the comment. This is the edit: I once ate cat poo.... Have a nice day!
Your pun is soo bad its hysterical!
just tell her to call you daddy. 10x more effective.
That's actually rather disgusting. I've always seen the phrase "who's your daddy" to be so horribly wrong.
Lol., 51,. I want to read that one.,
Well, now you have a funny story for the kids!!
I'm pretty sure OP is talking about his lower cheek.
No she hit his bum but OP thought it would make a better story by saying face.
He did ask for it... Annndddd it was the face :)
Really, really. In donkey voice from Shrek. Sorry just seeing all those really(s) made me think of donkey.
Shrek said that to Donkey. Just sayin'.
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OP's wife used ring slap It's super effective!
Sounds like she has been wanting to hit you for some time and was just waiting for permission.